This won’t be mind blowing by any means as far as writing goes, nor is any of my other work. I did want to toss some thoughts and predictions out there at the last moment.
Let’s get rid of the garbage first.
Divas Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match: Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma vs. Paige, Summer Rae, Layla & Cameron
This is your bathroom break match. If this match goes 10 minutes, I will be shocked, and bored most likely. Let’s first get rid of Layla and Cameron. Neither can wrestle. I haven’t seen it. Emma is there to job sadly and she is among the 3 best talents in the ring. This girl can wrestle, and is easy on the eyes, but not total whore. Also, her ring attire does suck. Alicia Fox is another incredibly talented diva who is there to job and enhance the untalented ones. I don’t foresee Summer Rae winning, and i adore her, but she has taken several steps backwards once she left Fandango. That leaves 3 possibilities. I don’t really love Paige, and I think she can stand to put over somebody. I think Naomi comes out of this as a survivor, and she needs to step her game up as she was improving and then got stuck feuding with the awful Cameron. That leaves Natalya. She’s the one I can’t figure out. I say she loses to Paige, but could see her surviving as well.
Sole Survivor: Naomi.
Divas Title: AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella
Don’t care. I want AJ to win because I like her theme song. Nikki is the more talented of the sisters. Brie is more overrated than Paige somehow. Oh it’s because of her husband? Glad we sorted that out. Nikki has some good moves surprisingly, and is easy on the eyes. Still, I gotta side with AJ. I am picking Nikki to win because if she doesn’t, what the fuck is the point of the Bella storyline?
New Diva’s Champion: Nikki Bella
Tag Team Titles: Goldust & Stardust vs. The Usos vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow vs. Los Matadores
I expect this to be the first match of the actual show. I expect to give zero fucks about the Usos, they bore me. I expect to be bored by Los Matadores. I expect The Dusts to carry the match, and for Damien to do his same shtick which I am fine with. I have to assume Miz & and Sandow win so they can maybe break up, and get new partners and feud over the belt. Sadly, if they make Sandow face now, yes it capitalizes on his great momentum, BUT he will get lost in the shuffle on the face side unfortunately. Sandow is the kind of guy who should be in the main event tonight. Insanely talented, and insanely ripped off due to Mr. I don’t job to lesser talents unless it is a 5 on 1 match in which I overcome the odds, but a 6th man comes out, and shoots me, then I can be pinned. I hate Cena.
New Tag Team Champions: Miz & Sandow
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt
Time to get pissed off. I have so many things to tackle. Dean was the most over face last month. Dean gets screwed over in a very odd way at Hell In A Cell by Bray, and then this. Dean should have won, no disrespect to Seth. Dean needed the win more. Post match beat down would have served the same purpose. I’ll get back to Dean in a moment. Let’s talk Bray. Thanks to John Cena, Bray Wyatt’s career has plummeted. After the second dumbest booking decision at Wrestlemania this year, by letting Cena win, it’s been all downhill. I do not wish to hear how Bray became a bigger star by wrestling Cena. You are wrong, very wrong. That feud did far more to hurt Bray than it has helped. The only win that Bray got against Cena has absolutely stupid as fuck and made Bray look even weaker than simply losing. So the WWE attempts to repair Bray’s image by bringing Jericho back and having Jericho try his best to put Bray back on the map. Unfortunately, the damage had been so devastating, and the WWE didn’t seem to have enough interesting aspects to make it work. They both tried, but it didn’t work. They bring Bray back to fuck over another guy who is hitting his stride, and Bray pulled a Cena on Dean’s push. And this leads to one of the worst booked feuds all year. What has been accomplished? Honestly, why are we supposed to really care? Since Hell in Cell, what the hell have they done to further the angle? Dean doesn’t have shit for matches. Bray doesn’t have shit for matches. I hate this. Both guys are so incredibly talented and should be at the top of the card, and instead are stuck in a feud where somebody has to job, and I’m not sure if it really helps anybody if nobody cares. Bray has to win, he’s the returning wrestler, so Dean is going to job again. This fucking sucks.
Winner: Bray Wyatt
Survivor Series Elimination Match: Team Cena (John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Big Show, Erick Rowan & Ryback) vs. Team Authority (Seth Rollins, Kane, Rusev, Mark Henry & Luke Harper)
If Cena’s team wins, The Authority loses power. If The Authority wins, all Team Cena members are fired except Cena according to stipulation announced on Smackdown.
Let’s see, this is an interesting one due to the new stipulation. I had Cena and Ryback winning all along, but with the new stipulation…..I am unsure. Well played WWE. So let’s knock out the guys who aren’t winning. Big Show, Erick Rowan, Dolph Ziggler all seem like guys that won’t survive. I will go one step further and speculate that one of them gets “injured” prior to the match backstage. We’ll say Big Show or Dolph. Mark Henry and Kane aren’t winning, they just aren’t/ As much as I love Luke Harper, my favorite wrestler currently along with Dean, but he ain’t winning. I imagine Harper and Rowan take each other out. That leaves Cena, Ryback, Seth, and Rusev. I say Rusev gets DQ’d by leaving Dolph in the Accolade past the ref’s count. Seth taking on Cena and Ryback would really help Seth. Or should I say Cena, Ryback, and the returning Randy Orton, it is in St. Louis after all, his hometown. This allows the authority a loophole as Randy was never officially on Cena’s team. I also imagine HHH interferes. OR Seth takes everyone out. The authority is destroying everybody, looking like a great team, and eliminate everybody except Cena. After a brutal beatdown on the worst WWE star ever, he loses. And then the big surprise appearance happens. I won’t name names, and if you don’t want a hint, skip to the next paragraph. This gentleman will make his WWE debut if it happens.
Winners: The Authority with everyone surviving because that would be sweet.
That’s all folks.
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