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Children of the Corn 666: Isaac’s Return (1999)

Well, it sounds like Isaac is returning in this one.  Stacey Keach is in this, and he’s awesome. And it got a 3.7 on IMDB. Why did people continue to make these movies? Like who was their audience that kept saying we want more awful Children of the Corn sequels? I am a hardcore horror […]

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Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)

Here I am, looking on IMDB, checking out the cast. We got Fred Williamson (Black guy in From Dusk Till Dawn), Kane Hodder (Jason Voorhees in 4 of the Friday the 13th), David Carradine (Bill from Kill Bill), Ahmet Zappa, Angela Jones (Asmarelda Villalobos from Pulp Fiction, and Eva Mendes (Will Farrell’s woman in The […]

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The Exorcist (1973)

A horror movie with an 8.0 rating on IMDB? Well, we must be in for a treat, right? Hmmm, it’s 40 years old. Watching with Raylene who has never seen this, so this is a barometer for people who have no patience, to see an older film. Well I dropped the ball big time, as […]

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Sorority House Massacre (1986)

I need a slasher to get my head back in the game. So why not go to the decade where the slasher genre was perfected? We are back in 1986, and a sorority house is going to apparently get massacred. Here’s the synopsis from IMDB.com. “A little girl’s brother kills the whole family but her […]

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Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996)

We are back to those crazy kids in their corn. This sequel was filmed a year after Urban Harvest (Part 3) and that was a treat, so hopefully this will be too. This movie actually has 2 stars, how the hell did that happen? Naomi Watts, I love that lady, so much as well as […]

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Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)

This is the end of a fantastic little trilogy. I loved this film as a teen. Let’s see how it holds up. We start out with a scene on the beach. 2 girls are clearly skanks talking about how skanky they are. One white girl talks about how much she wants this black guy. Well, […]

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Zombie Night (2013)

This movie is on NetFlix. It has a few notable people in Daryl Hannah, Anthony Michael Hall, and Alan Ruck (trust me, you most likely know who he is). It starts out and zombies are striking. And they don’t let up….because it’s zombie night. This movie is almost a modern day Night Of The Living […]

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Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)

Just look at that name…Urban Harvest. It’s  now 1995, and white suburbia was trying to get in on urban/black culture. Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really popular, Coolio was relevent. It was a weird time for everyone. Let’s see how bad things can get here. This movie actually got a lower rating than part […]

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Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

Hey, this movie came out in 1992. Usually that is a joyous thing, but the early 90’s was a terrible time to be a horror fan. I’d say I have a bad feeling about this, but let’s be honest, is there a good Children of the Corn aside from the original? We will find out […]

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Cigarette Burns (2005)

Yes, I am cheating a bit by doing a Masters Of Horror Film as they are only 55-60 minutes long. BUT, this is one of the creepiest things out there this decade. It stars Norman Reedus who obviously is Daryl Dixon in The Walking Dead. Yup, I am watching a movie each of the Dixon […]