Survivor Series is this Sunday, so we had the RAW and Smackdown go home shows. They have done a really good job the past 3 weeks. This will be easy to do and be super enjoyable, right? Oh boy……it’s not. Some ego stroking, some marriage proposal, Brock is laughing, RAW is invading, nobody on Smackdown seemed to really care to help, and much, much more nonsense. Also, James Ellsworth got released this week, so much love for the man with 2 hands. We talked about this, plus much more on this week’s episode of Are You Not Kentertained which you can also subscribe to on iTunes.
- Why didn’t the ref DQ the Shield at the end of their match? They were all in the ring for an unusually long amount of time attacking their opponent.
Russ: The Ref was caught up in the nostalgia. Seeing the Shield together for the first time in the ring in a match must have distracted the ref. I mean it isn’t like WWE wrestling is fake and they can pick and choose what rules suit them at the time. So he forgot to count which was very beneficial to the Shield.
Keri: Two words…..Roman Reigns. You remember the rule where you don’t DQ or do anything to the Cena. Well now that rule applies to the Reigns and the rest of the Shield. It’s kinda ridiculous and predictable.
Kent: It’s as if WWE picks and chooses when they follow their own rules. But that can’t be right…can it?
- Why did they wait until 6 days to go before announcing HHH on Team RAW?
Russ: Well, I really hope that this is leading to a HHH / Angle match at Mania. They have a ton of potential story that comes from having HHH join the RAW Team. How will Jason Jordan react. What is going to happen between HHH and Angle to start them on a feud for the next several months. Both teams are stacked, who will win? I’m more interested in figuring out how WWE is going to fuck these stories up because that is what they do best. Oh, why wait until 6 days? Seriously, WWE is scared that Survivor Series is going to tank because ratings have been shit. They are throwing Haymakers at the wind right now hoping people will watch when we get big names.
Keri: Reasons? I love how Survivor Series is just one big show to set up Angle vs. Triple H. Just another show to stroke the McMahon family ego. That is all. Why put over new talent and build for the future? Nah, that just seems too easy. I don’t know about you all but I don’t want to see two guys who are past their prime and one guy that has no business in the ring in a match where no one younger gets put over. And you all wonder why I’ve abandoned watching this crap and have moved on to better stuff.
Kent: Well, we knew that the seed was planted for Kurt vs HHH, but man, they must have used some Miracle Grow on this shit. Miracle Grow, please sponsor us! All of this to set up Jason Jordan as the big heel turn down the road to represent the evil empire known of The Authority. Why did they wait? Fuck if I know. I still popped for HHH and if that makes me a horrible person, I accept that. But you have to accept that HHH still knows how to build up a solid feud.
- Why did they end RAW with a match that had no implications or storyline aspects toward Survivor Series?
Russ: Holy shit this was horrible. I have no idea why RAW ended in a non-Survivor Series Story, but what a horrible mistake this was. Kane can’t perform like he used to. He is just getting too old and it showed in the ring. The match was cringeworthy. I think this was one of Braun’s worst matches in a long time. I don’t blame him for this mess, but he sure looked bad in this thanks to Old man Kane.
Keri: Two words plain and simple. Lazy writing. This was honestly a horrible go home show. All it did was focus on the return of Triple H. Oh, here I go again with my stroking the family ego theory. I’ll stop now.
Kent: I have no words to describe this one. Both Russ and Keri are right. They should have saved the HHH announcement to end the show. Kane doesn’t have it anymore, and that’s ok. He shouldn’t be having this high of a profile feud. Braun isn’t at a point where he can be the one who carries a match. This was beyond Blunderdome material.
- Why did they pick Bayley over Mickie when Bayley losing was the best storyline angle moving forward? Also, why has Alexa gotten no shine this month so far?
Russ: WWE is fucking stupid. I was pissed when they put Bayley over Mickie. Bayley not getting on the team would have sparked a major rise for Bayley as she decides to become this monster heel as she thinks everyone around her is just using her. Man, what a wasted opportunity. A rare miss on WWE’s part. As for Alexa. I guess because she had no competition she could fight with directly they kind of left her off. Stupid of course as Alexa is one of the consistently best performers. Man another rare miss by WWE. I can’t believe that would happen twice in the same night.
Keri: Two words…Four Horsewomen. Did you seriously think they were going to keep Bayley out of this match? Oh you did. That’s cute. But honestly it doesn’t matter. This should be Asuka’s match to shine. She is supposed to the unstoppable one. She should be sole survivor on Sunday. Any other outcome and WWE will prove what I’ve been saying since I forged into a better world. Come on WWE. I dare you to prove me right.
Kent: Because they hate creative writing? Mickie deserved it and it played for the better story of Sasha turning heel in a couple of months. It made soooo much sense. And that is why this happened because when something makes too much sense, WWE steps in and says TA DAAAH like a shitty magician at a child’s birthday party. I kinda want a magician for my birthday. A sexy one, with a moustache. (Russ: I know what I’m dressing up as for your birthday now!)
- Why bother to bring back Bray just to job to Jason and then not even replace him on the team? Seriously, what the fuck? Yeah, we don’t WTF, we are bold and say it.
Russ: Well WWE last week I asked you for one thing. Keep Bray off my screen until he can finish what he started with sister Abigail. They couldn’t even do that for me. So instead we get this twisted Bray who is a monster (I don’t know how that is because I can’t remember the last time he won a match.) Still the match was decent. Jordan did a good job with the ankle injury. They couldn’t replace Jordan with Bray because Bray is just as much a jobber as Jordan is maybe even more so. Sad, sad day when that is true.
Keri: This week Bray was just cannon fodder for the ego stroking that I alluded to earlier. Hell, so was Jason Jordan if you think about it. This Jason Jordan storyline is stupid. He looks weak. And isn’t believable at all as a strong singles star. He is the best example of the WWE taking someone who had potential (as part of a tag team) and ruining them. But back to the question at hand, as I said before cannon fodder. This PPV is about setting up our yearly dose of Triple H. Nothing more, nothing less.
Kent: I could have answered every question so far with an emphatic I don’t know. Why bring him back for this? Wait one fucking week you fucking imbeciles. I don’t care if he’s supposed to be punished, then have him in a money match with Finn and job cleanly and quickly. Whatever. Don’t fucking do this. This doesn’t help anybody because now you have to re-raise his value for him to help get Finn over, or did you fucktards in Stamford forget. FUCK!
- Wow, what an absolutely awful retaliation. Where in the blue hell was Cena, Randy, Rusev, Aiden, Jinder, and AJ? Where was HHH? Why was there no focus on the Uso’s being hesitant to attack Roman by the commentators? Why didn’t Braun do a powerslam on Shane despite staying in the ring for however long? Was Bobby Roode even out there? Where was Bray and Jason Jordan? Yeah, tackle that whole garbage heap of a segment.
Russ: In 4 weeks WWE has done something amazing. They have turned an intriguing story into it’s normal garbage heap of a story. The was the three weeks prior have played out were so good. WWE was doing an amazing job of telling this invasion angle and in a segment that was about 15 minutes long they destroyed everything. That is simply amazing. Half of the Smackdown men’s team wasn’t there to defend Smackdown’s honor (as if any of them actually give a fuck.) HHH wasn’t there which completely baffles me. He joined the RAW team because he thought Angle’s response to the invasion was weak. So when they finally do go and invade Smackdown… he isn’t there? He should have been leading the charge, I mean that is why he put himself in the match right? Fucking stupid! They built this brand feud up so well and in the last week they totally fuck it up. Well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised this is what WWE does best.
Keri: I don’t know where to start with this segment. It was a mess and that’s kinda how both go home shows were this week and unwatchable mess. I’m not going to waste anymore time on it. Kinda like Creative did when booking this thing.
Kent: They don’t care anymore. I guess my long winded question basically sums up how I am feeling.Depressed that THIS was the go home show.
- Charlotte won the women’s belt. Just what in the fuck is happening?
Russ: Wow, WWE is so afraid of this PPV failing that they are trying to shake things up to generate interest. Hey WWE you don’t have to change champions to do that, just give us logical coherent stories! As for Charlotte winning. What a fucking waste. Oooo she won in her hometown. Ooooo her father came out to celebrate with her! What a moment! (that we will forget happened in less than a year.) The only bright spot in all of this was that Charlotte genuinely looked surprised to see her dad (she had to know he was there) so I guess her acting isn’t as bad as I thought.
Keri: Ok this decision kinda makes sense. Which would you rather see Natty vs Alexa or Charlotte vs Alexa? Charlotte vs Alexa is the better match in the long run. Which is probably why this was booked the way it was. That and Ric was there and you have to be fair to Flair.
Kent: Donkey raping shit eater. That’s a South Park reference.
- SamiKO appear to not have any match or storyline heading into this monstrous PPV. Is this smart or ……well use any adjective you like?
Russ: Troubling. With everything that is going on with these two I’m afraid they may just up and quit WWE. Now I know they both have strong ties to HHH, but HHH doesn’t run the company. Sami and KO are two of the best performers in the WWE. The fact that they aren’t on this PPV is embarrassing, but what is worse is that they aren’t taking it lying down (not worse for them, they are protecting themselves, worse for us). They have been making a stink backstage and “going into business” for themselves to a point where they were told to go home from a tour. All of this added up equals SamiKO not lasting too much longer. I hope I’m wrong, because if SamiKO isn’t in the WWE that is one more step closer to being out the door I am too.
Keri: Wasteful. Very very wasteful. I did like how they rolled out of the ring when the Shield got to the ring though. They basically said yeah we are buried enough right now, no point of getting fed to the Roman.
Kent: Incompetent is too kind, so not going with it. Unreasonable is what I will use. I am so glad that they bailed during that awful clusterfuck. In a way, it was the smartest booked section of the show. Yup, those 3 seconds were smart. I want to reiterate, Sami, KO, Jinder, Dolph, and Rusev are not involved in any matches Sunday. Shane McMahon, John Cena, HHH, and Kurt Angle are. Bray Wyatt, Elias, Jason jordan, Kane, and Bo Dallas don’t have matches, but HHH, Kurt, Shane, and Cena do. Gallows and Anderson, The Ascension, Breezeango, the entire 205 division minus Enzo and Kalisto, Mickie James, American Beta, The Bludgeon Brothers, and the Titus Brand don’t have any matches…….fuck.
- Are The Uso’s face? Are American Omega faces? Will the Bludgeon Brothers make an impact on the tag division by the end of the year?
Russ: So they’re American Omega now? (Kent: Sometimes one needs to mock that which another person loves so they can have witty banter back and forth. We could go back to Beta, but Omega allows Keri more opportunities to shit all over the current WWE product and who am I to deny her that privelege?) I liked Beta, but this team-up is proving to be superior to American Alpha so I guess. I will also keep this short like my fellow writers. Uso’s are tweeners, which fits them. I’m not sure about AO anymore. I guess we’ll find out after Survivor Series. The Bludgeon Brothers making an impact on the Division….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….no, but seriously HAAHHAHAHAHAHA… oh man, yeah, no they aren’t doing shit.
Keri: I will keep this short: 1. Don’t know. 2. Don’t care. Wrong Omega for me to care enough to have an opinion. 3. Are you kidding me? With the current state of tag team booking. That is just too funny.
Kent: Yes, Yes, No
- Rate RAW
Russ: I thought this was pretty decent for the first 2 hours. The start of the 3rd hour was ok, but the last 20 minutes was just painful. Also, why the fuck would WWE end RAW without any invasions and instead end it with a horrendous match instead. 5.3 worst show in awhile, but still better than the crap we have been getting consistently the past 10 months.
Keri: How does WWE keep doing this? Having crappy go home shows. Nothing that happened last night made me excited about this Sunday. We had ego stroking and predictability. Not that any of that was surprising to me mind you. Rating: 2.5
- Rate Smackdown
Russ: What a terrible way to go home for Survivor Series. Seriously, this show sucked. Rating: 2.9 (Reverse Deuce!)
Keri: Another bad go home show. I mean the AJ-Daniel Bryan segment was great but outside of that it was meh. Rating: 2.5
Kent: Not Doing It
Russ: I cannot wait to see this shit show PPV! In all honesty, I’m sure there will be some fun matches, but they just ruined everything for me on Smackdown. Plus not to mention all the SamiKO crap that is going down. I fear that a WWE without those two may be a WWE I don’t want to watch.
Keri: 7 weeks until Wrestle Kingdom 12. I’m still excited for getting up at 3 am to watch it. I can’t say I would say the same thing for anything WWE related right now well except maybe War Games. I have to admit it. I’m curiously intrigued.
Kent: Well, still better than Japanese wrestling and indies. This shit splattered mess is still better. That’s how far behind the industry is as a whole. That’s fucking sad. Why do I keep watching? I’ll tell you why. For my hope that this story happens. We will call it the “True Men of Honor” story.
SamiKO have already planted the seeds. The one thing that WWE could do right now that would light up the fans is to redo the NWO angle, but this time have it revolve around the indie guys. The thing with this is that it would last a full year and resolve itself at next year’s Survivor Series. This story would start with SamiKO, but think about all of the indie guys that WWE has. Also, don’t involve the women in this. Think of something good for them, except for Charlotte. The True Men of Honor really is Shane getting pissed at SamiKO, and they tell Shane to bring his 3 best men, and they will have a 3rd member. The 3rd member can be a multitude of guys because they can take anybody from NXT with indie ties, or an AJ, but the best choice is Daniel Bryan. He hits some moves and gets the win over Shane, AJ, and Randy/Cena/Shinsuke whoever. Daniel does some Yes kicks on Shane and pins him so Daniel never takes a bump. Daniel isn’t required to wrestle this whole time. If he gets permission, I’d still limit it. This will just be the beginning. On RAW, think about all of the guys who could be in the group: Cesaro, Dean, Seth Joe are the 4 big ones. Well, I would bring somebody like Khassius Ohno up from NXT for Cesaro to reform that greatness. This group would take out everyone, well except you need to have a Sting. Interestingly enough, this guy has a finisher similar to Sting. Make it Bray Wyatt. Hell, you can have The Balor Club thing happen, only for Cody to return and steal Gallows and Anderson back. Maybe Finn recruits AJ to even the odds. At it’s crux, you must use Roman, Cena, Randy, The Miz, Brock, and Braun to get this over. The night after Wrestlemania, when the WWE guys have triumphed and HHH is bragging about winning the war, the True Men Of Honor have a surprise to even the odds. Cult of Personality hits and CM Punk comes out and hits HHH. Make this a nice slow burn and you have a masterpiece that sells itself. You can still bring your people up from NXT, like Drew and the new trio with the ROH guys, Roderick Strong, Aleistar Black, etc. This angle prints money and finally allows some guys to get over, mainly Sami, Cesaro, and Bray. Cody would also be a major player in this and I think Finn, AJ, and Shinsuke would too. I know this will NEVER happen, and they would rather give us this week’s nonsense, but a man can dream.
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