Hi, this is Kent again. Normally you would see this line at the end of this paragraph and listen to our podcast: ” We talked about this, plus much more on this week’s episode of Are You Not Kentertained which you can also subscribe to on iTunes.” Unfortunately, I came down with bronchitis earlier in the week, so it got cancelled. I apologize. This coming week, we will be doing a year in review podcast and possible blog as well. Please enjoy.
- RAW has new tag team champions. Pick a name for this new tag team then discuss. (This is a two point question)
Anonyruss: Since it is the season to be jolly I am going to try and be as positive about things as possible. With that said I just want to quickly say that I am a fan of the Jason Jordan heel turn that has been progressing. So I’m very ticked off that they seemingly stopped that for now in favor of putting him in a tag team with Rollins. Jesus WWE, Finn Balor is doing nothing! Jordan had a classic heel turn going and they decided to derail it! Ok, positive time! I’m going to pick Cesaro out of those names. Sure he lost, but I’m pretty sure this could be a big opportunity for him. Sheamus is suffering some kind of injury that could be career threatening. This is a good time to have him sit on the side while Cesaro moves his singles career forward. They could put him in the mix to take Roman’s IC title. WWE could even have him be a great opponent for Brock, doubt they will… I mean you never know… Tis the Season!
Harper Lee: What a question! I sat here twirling my hair for….an embarrassingly long time thinking about this. My Pappy has always told me that if you’re gon’ be the tag team champions, you need to have a team name, not just 2 single guys. So rather than going with some hackneyed combination of their names, I wanted to be creative and really think about who these guys are. HHH handpicked The Architect to be the representative for The Authority 2 years ago, thank you WWE Network for helping me catch up. I know that Jason Jordan seems to get favorable treatment from his pappy. So here it is: The Chosen. They have both been chosen from higher powers. I don’t like this pairing. I see somebody like Finn Balor doing nothing while this whiny jerk Jordan gets all of these opportunities. I don’t get it. How are these guys going to get along? Oh lordy, this gon’ end poorly I tell you.
Keri’s Verdict: I didn’t understand this pairing or the resulting title change. Yet this strange turn of events intrigues me. With that said, it’s time to award points. Both Harper and Anonyruss pretty much summed up my opinion on this question. However, this was a two point question and one person missed that part of the question. Harper, however, did not and therefore gets the two points.
- Asuka is now announced for the Women’s Royal Rumble. Do you think she’s winning? If so, do you see her winning the title at Wrestlemania?
Anonyruss: AAAAAANND we now know who is going to win the Women’s Royal Rumble. WWE made a stupid mistake here (damn, gotta stay positive.) I mean, WWE has given us a great opportunity to focus on the other stories going on during the Women’s Royal Rumble, because the ending is pretty much locked. I don’t see James Ellsworth anywhere so I’m pretty sure a woman is winning this and why not Asuka. If she doesn’t then we will have to put an asterisk next to her undefeated streak. So then if she wins the Rumble will she win at Mania? Yes! Yes! Yes!
Harper Lee: So I think I mentioned this last week, but my Pappy has been sitting me down and showing me a bunch of the old Royal Rumbles, so I am getting a better understanding of what to expect. It appears that WWE splits whether they want to go with the most obvious choice or somebody who could use the rub more. My momma makes this delicious rub for her fried chicken. It is so good. We’re going to have some of that good chicken and cornbread on New Year’s Eve. I can’t wait. SInce it’s the first and this will be something that will be attached to this woman’s resume the rest of her career, they cannot mess this up. If Charlotte and Alexa are out, how many other women do you think WWE feels comfortable giving this to? It’s definitely the Empress of Tomorrow. I also have now tried wearing my thong outside of my shorts. Daddy was not happy, and then it just made it easier for my brother to give me a wedgie. Not cool, Eric!
Keri’s Verdict: Asuka is the best and only choice to win the first time ever historical Women’s Royal Rumble. There is no other woman out there who is more dominant on the women’s roster than her. It is the obvious choice but also the most logical choice. Now for points, both pretty much summed up my thoughts on the situation but Harper is really bring her creative A game this week and I have to award her a point here. If only so I can try the fried chicken she mentioned in her answer.
- American Alpha 2.0 is number one contender but Rusev Day seems to be the most over team at the moment. Was this a mistake on the part of the Smackdown writers? Discuss
Anonyruss: This is a tough one. Both teams are fantastic in their own rights. American Omega are proving to be one of the most fun to watch tag teams in the ring. Rusev Day is just the best at everything. I mean they have a day named after them! Was this a mistake? Absolutely not! Team AO is probably the most deserving team, they have been putting on fantastic matches the past few months. Pit them against The Uso’s and we could be seeing one of the best Tag Team Title matches of the year (I hope no one figures out that the year will have just started.)
Harper Lee: Well, I didn’t think this was a popularity contest. Now, I can speak to this because I was a contestant for a few years in the Little Southern Belle beauty contest. That most certainly is a popularity contest and nobody was wrestling, so I think that wrestling should be about talent. That Chad Gable seems to be something special. Not only that, Rusev has a day named after him, so why not give Chad something, even if it’s as insignificant as a belt? By the way, the original winner of the Little Southern Belle was Debbie McKee. You may know her for her delicious snack cakes under the name Little Debbie.
Keri’s Verdict: Both teams are very deserving and I will agree that American Omega or Alpha 2.0 has the momentum right now and deserves the #1 contendership. They also deserve a team name. With that said, I’ve never seen either Rusev or Aiden English more over with the fans than they are right now. This needs and should be capitalized on sooner rather than later. We all have to remember that WWE fans are a fickle bunch and what is popular today may not be two months from now. Maybe they should be the next ones in line for a title feud after American Omega is done with the Usos. Ok, now for to award points. Anonyruss resumed reading my mind this week and for that I must award a point.
- A United States Title tournament was announced on Smackdown this week with Jinder Mahal and Bobby Roode advancing in the first round. What are your thoughts on all of this?
Anonyruss: Well, I’m not sure if I agree with the decision to have Dolph vacate the belt, unless there is an endgame planned. The only way this works is if Bobby ends up winning the tournament. The way I see this going down is that they have Bobby win the belt through the tournament, and then have Dolph come out and attack Bobby. Then Bobby and Dolph continue their feud, but now it will involve the US title. I’m ok with this story as long as they bring Dolph back somehow. If not, then this was all just stupid. You know what really sucks about this? Bobby needs a great match, which still has eluded him since his call up. Well if this plays out the way I think this is going to it means that his opponent is going to be Jinder at the Rumble. I guess we won’t be seeing that great match for awhile.
Harper Lee: I don’t get this. One week Baron wrestles with his shirt off, now it’s back on.I don’t like the man, I think he is a mean, no good son of a…..well you know. Still, shouldn’t he have been given a bye in the first round as the most recent champion? Also, who is this Tye Dillinger guy and what has he done to earn a championship opportunity? Is he any good? Can he only count to ten? Does he have a learning disability? Does he know how bad his hair looks? Also, I am just so sick of Jinder. Go away. We don’t take kindly to people like Jinder around here. He’s soooo veiny, it’s disgusting. We had a veiny man about 2 miles down the road and my brother and uncle and Pappy all got in their trucks and told that vascular gentleman that it was time to leave. Who wants to see that anyway? It’s gross. I hope Bobby Roode wins it. I sing along to his song when he comes out, or when I’m showering, or baking, or pretty much anything. It’s Glorious!
Keri’s Verdict: I still think this thing with Dolph is a work. I also think that Creative maybe recycling storylines again. Remember a few years back when CM Punk left with the WWE title after his MITB win and there was a tournament to crown a new WWE champ which just so happen to be Cena. Then after the new champ was crowned static and Cult of Personality played and out came Punk. Why do I think I’m going to see the same thing happen in this case? I think we are going to see a new champ crowned and Dolph coming out and saying he never actually relinquished the title. But, I digress, you are not here to read my opinion and you just want to see who I reward points to for this question. Well, it looks like both are on the same page as to who is winning this thing. However, I do enjoy Harper’s creative response here so one point for Harper.
- With Shinsuke Nakamura announcing himself as a Royal Rumble entrant on this week’s Smackdown,we have the potential of getting a dream match at Wrestlemania. Do you think this is setting up Nakamura vs AJ Styles at Wrestlemania?
Anonyruss: AAAAAANND we now know who is going to win the Men’s Royal Rumble. God Damn it WWE can’t you leave us some surprises for this year! Alright, this isn’t as forgone a conclusion as the women’s was, but with WWE being WWE I am pretty sure how this is going to go. RAW doesn’t need the Rumble because they have been telegraphing Brock vs Roman since WrestleMania last year. So that leaves Smackdown winning it. WWE will probably want to have this dream match at WrestleMania to drum up excitement. However, I can see KO or even Sami winning this year as well, which I believe Kent would back me up on that Sami prediction. All of those matches are fine with me, though I am not so sure about KO vs AJ. We’ve already seen that and it was very underwhelming.
Harper Lee: Who’s dream is this? I don’t understand why this is a dream match up. I’m sorry, I don’t keep up on a lot of things online, so I am sure I am missing something. My dream match up would be AJ Styles vs Luke Harper because of his name, and his beard kinda reminds me of my daddy’s. Now that would be a great Wrestlemania main event. I’d rather see Shinsuke vs Hideo Itami vs Finn Balor in a big time strikers match.
Keri’s Verdict: Let’s look at the past 6 months of the WWE and look at the “dream” match ups that have already happened. We’ve already been given Roman vs Cena and Finn Balor vs AJ Styles. There is only one matchup that would give smark wrestling fans something they want to see at Wrestlemania and that match up is AJ Styles vs Nakamura. Lets face it the card at Mania as it potentially stands right now is pretty bland. We’ve seen Roman vs Brock and we all know how this match is going to turn out. AJ vs Nakamura would bring something potentially exciting and new to the card. With that said, time to award points. Anonyruss’ response was pretty much what I was looking for when this question was asked so one point for Anonyruss.
Bonus Time: Each week Anonyruss and Harper Lee will choose a topic that hasn’t been discussed in this week’s blog. In the event of a tie after 5 questions, Keri will use these extra thoughts to help her declare a winner.:
Anonyruss: Probably won’t get any points for this, but it’s the holiday season and I’m going to reward myself! Seth Rollins is once again a Champion! Sure it is only the Tag Team Championship, but with that and the IC title the only ones really used on RAW it is a big deal! Seth has won that championship belt with a lot of partners, so you know what that means? He has to be the reason they keep winning! WOOOOOO SETH! Can’t wait to see him and Jason this weekend when I go to see them Live!
Harper Lee: I really enjoyed how great of friends the Ascension are to Breezedango. They came out and helped their buddies. I think Konnor is hitting the gym. He didn’t look so bulky this week. Good for him. I still want Luke to give them all a whuppin.
Keri’s Verdict: I enjoyed both responses this week and since it is the holiday’s I’m in a very giving mood. I’m award both Anonyruss and Harper a point here.
Anonyruss: I hope all the readers out their have had a great holiday season. Keep with us here on the blog for the next year, because with Kent and Russ gone it is sure to be must read! Enjoy!
Harper Lee: I don’t think that it’s fair that these performers and all of the backstage people had to work a live show on Christmas. I feel that this is wrong and I hope that this never happens again. The holidays are a time to celebrate with friends, family, and some moonshine. This year, Pappy’s batch came out really good. Tuesday was a rough day.
Keri: For what is usually a throwaway week, the WWE did a really good job on both shows this year. Also, I have to congratulate Harper on her first blog win. Great job Harper! Also, readers, Keri’s Korner returns next week on the Are You Not Kentertained podcast. In next week’s segment, I will preview and give my picks for this Thursday’s Wrestle Kingdom 12. Happy New Year Everyone!
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