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Slashers (2001)

So some history to this movie. Amanda and I were hanging out during college, or maybe in the summer, and we ended up going to Hollywood Video, we found this movie, it looked dumb as hell, so we had to see it. I can’t say that we was disappointed. It was somehow worse than we […]

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From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)

This is the last vampire movie that I have officially planned, but more could occur by month’s end. This movie had to be on the list because as great as the story is to Interview and Lost Boys, well this movie is great in it’s cheesiness, dialogue, and overall fun factor. The first thing that […]

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Interview With The Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

Here we go, what I consider the best vampire movie of all time. I am not gonna argue this with others because this is a very subjective thing, and I have teetered on this through the years. I will make my case, while providing some insight on the story as well as the acting. I […]

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The Lost Boys (1987)

On the plus side, we have 4 really good movies in a row, so these reviews should get better. So far, Vampire movies have not done well with me, but don’t call it a comeback, we have 3 of what I consider the 4 greatest vampire movies I personally have seen. I do have a […]

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Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

You may start hating me. Here’s the second straight movie that is widely considered good that I am gonna disagree with the general consensus. Please here me out. This movie needs to be watched without distraction, and I may have picked a bad time. This being my third or fourth attempt, I fear it is […]

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Secret Window (2004)

As most of you may know, I think Johnny Depp is one of the most overrated actors ever. That is not to say he is awful like Hilary Swank or Ben Affleck,. It’s just that from his illustrious body of work, not many stand out to me. He was in the first Nightmare on Elm […]

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The Shrine (2010)

You know how you get on Netflix, and you aren’t sure what you want, so you decide to go for something you have never heard of, but you want to avoid the movies with a rating under 2 stars, and you start to realize that damn near all of them have 2 stars or less, […]

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Joy Ride (2001)

Joy Ride….take it easy. I always wanna hear Foghat while watching this movie. I’m not sure if this is classified as horror to be honest, but it has enough elements in my opinion to warrant the classification, so choke on that slapnuts. This won’t be a terribly long post. Joy Ride stars 4 people technically. […]

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Pet Sematary (1989)

Back from that awful last movie, I give to you a movie that most kid’s my age considered absolutely terrifying back in the day. Pet Semetary is dated, but it offers so much. In no way will this blog do this movie justice. Let’s go with the plot, and spoilers are abundant here, so skip […]

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Cujo (1983)

If you like Cujo or have fond memories of this movie, I would suggest just skipping this post, it’s not for you. With that out of the way, I fucking hate this movie. As a kid, I never saw the whole thing, just like the last 30 minutes and honestly, as a 30 minute film, […]