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Film Reviews Horror

Land of the Dead (2005)

The fourth of the Romero zombie films, it came out 20 years after his previous one, Day of the Dead.  Land of the Dead feels different, looks very modern, and has a couple of big names in it like Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo.  Also, Tom Savini makes an appearance, so that’s ALWAYS a plus […]

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Film Reviews Horror

House Of Wax (2005)

Guilty pleasure film alert.  This film took a lot of shit from critics and moviegoers alike.  Yes, Paris Hilton is in it.  Like that fucking ruins a film.  She’s attractive, try telling me that you wouldn’t hit that and I would call you a liar.  Secondly, she’s not the star, and plenty of less talented […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Descent (2005)

Wait, I thought I just reviewed the worst rated movie on my list. Hahaha, nope. This fucking movie. In theory, I should love it. a bunch of cave dwelling troglodyte monsters kill a bunch of dumb bitches. And THAT part is great!!! The problem is the journey. How much awful time is wasted in the […]