9 Deuce
I found this on some horror movie list, it sounds interesting at least. A thief just busted in a jewelry store in a mall. And some robot just told him to stop and stalked him, shot him, and that was part of a film presentation. Oh my, these bots are going to be the new […]
I remember seeing the trailer and being enamored about this film. How could it be bad? I was 8, of course, this looked amazing. A couple of years later, seeing was believing. Believe that. Mitch Pileggi is in this, and so is Heather Langenkamp (Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street), and John Tesh. The real […]
Oh no, another comedy horror. I’m scared. The Motel’s name is Motel Hello with the O on the neon sign flickering. This old man witnesses a couple fall off a motorcycle at night. So he goes, checks on the man, Boris, loads him in the back of pickup. He sees the girl, Terry, who was […]
This was a favorite of mine as a kid. I liked it better than the original for 2 reasons: the stories were longer and better, and of course, because of the tits. Enjoy! Oh, and Tom Savini plays “The Creep”. The Creep is a comic delivery man, and he talks to Billy who wants his […]
Is it weird that I have never seen this before? Either way, I bought it for $5 from Amazon on blu ray. Fingers crossed that I enjoy this. The opening song is fantastic. The teens are all at this make-out point type place, and here’s the ice cream truck. The 2 guys in the ice […]
One of the first movies I saw as a kid at the movie theater. Stay Puft is an all-time favorite for a white pasty man. I’m excited. We start off at the NY Public Library. The librarian goes to put away books, we see a few books floating behind her. The walks past the card […]
The long awaited sequel to Slumber Party Massacre is here! OK, maybe not long awaited, but as a teenager, I used to rent this film a lot. Hey, I can’t help it. I have a thing for 80’s slasher flicks. No premise was too stupid for this guy. This was the first Slumber Party Massacre […]
Well, there will be tits in this. There will be some 80’s slasher deaths. There will be awful acting. The dialogue will be terrible. This was released in 1982. I am pumped. 5 minutes in, we have already seen a guy make a terrible play at an older chick that turned him down, and she […]
We started off with The Shining, and our second film is a hell of a follow up. I can say that this is my favorite film franchise of all time, yes, even more so than Star Wars. Freddy Krueger is the greatest horror film villain that I have ever seen, and he is usually among […]