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Alien (1979)

OK, now we can enjoy ourselves, at least until the sequels get really shitty. Alien is directed by Ridley Scott and has a hell of a cast. You have Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, and Yaphet Kotto (also in The Running Man!). I’ll be watching the Theatrical version because that’s what […]

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Alien3 (1992)

Hey, a movie from 9 Deuce! I have the lowest of low expectations because horror was not very good in the early 90’s by and large. It was mainly sequels….like this is. Now we find ourselves with a cast not so great….on the surface. Sigourney returns as Ripley. Lance Henriksen returns as Bishop 2. We […]

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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Here we are, at the climactic end of the quadrilogy and it is directed by the great Jean-Pierre Jeunet!!! Wait, who? Fuck it. This brings Sigourney Weaver back, and adds Winona Ryder and Ron fucking Perlman! Alright, now I am excited. Hey, Brad Dourif too. We are on USM Arigua and there are 41 military […]

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AVP: Alien Vs Predator (2004)

OK, the matchup that a handful of people requested, and here we have it. We have Lance Henriksen back as Bishop and our old pal Tommy Flanagan of Sons of Anarchy fame (Chibbs). That’s about it. October 10, 1904, is when we start, in Antartica. This isn’t The Thing. So this dude is getting stalked by […]

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Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)

Well, this movie has a 4.7 rating. Way to start the day off. I see Johnny Lewis is in this. He played Half-Sack in Sons of Anarchy at least and wasn’t a great human being. Oh well. I’m tired, let’s do this. We start off where we left off with our dead predator on the […]

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Alien (1979)

OK, now we can enjoy ourselves, at least until the sequels get really shitty. Alien is directed by Ridley Scott, and has a hell of a cast. You have Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, and Yaphet Kotto (also in The Running Man!). I’ll be watching the Theatrical version because that’s what […]

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The Cabin In The Woods (2012)

Yes, here it is….#100. In my opinion, this is the best horror film to come out since SAW. That’s how much I thoroughly love this movie. It starts off in a Cabin…..in the woods. Yup, that’s #100 for us this year. This movie is fucking hilarious while being a horror flick with tons of awesome […]

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POD (2015)

Pod only has a 4.2 on IMDB and this is why I don’t trust IMDB. Honestly, I feel that this deserves higher, so I will elaborate a bit on a relatively simple film.  Also, Larry Fessenden and Lauren Ashley Carter reunited! This is about 3 siblings, all at various stages in their lives. Ed comes […]

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All Hallow’s Eve (2013)

From what I can gather, these are just short films that had already been done, and then compiled into this indie anthology with a wrap around story. I’ll break down each short film briefly, then discuss the wrap around story. It’s just easier that way. The 9th Circle Basically this chick is at Realmsville Station, […]