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Film Reviews Horror

The Blob (1988)

No catchy tune to start us off. But there is the lovely, and young Shawnee Smith of Saw fame. You know, she became Jigsaw’s apprentice, went through the worst scene in Saw history in part 2 being thrown into the pit of needles. And we have Kevin Dillon as well. Jeffrey DeMunn is in this, […]

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Almost Mercy (2015)

This has Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder, and ECW original, Tommy Dream. Yup, I had to. This takes place in a small factory town in Rhode Island. This is a story about a boy (Jackson) and a girl (Emily) who became close friends. One of the asshole kids, there’s 3, father caught his wife cheating on […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Tortured (2010)

I think I have seen this. The problem is that a good chunk of 2009-2014 is very blurry. Concussions do that to you. This stars the beautiful Erika Christensen as well as the bad ass Bill Moseley. I am excites. I love Bill!!! And this has torture! Let’s just set the stage, we have a […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

Oh no, not another horror film trying to capitalize on the lure of 3D.  Seriously, it’s a ridiculously long, and by and large, bad list of horror films.  To try to make sense of this one, you have to forget every sequel and remake.  This gets rid of all of that and is a direct […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

You know what?  I don’t have the want or desire to write up a full blog for this sequel.  It brought me down.  So here’s the full synopsis and it will include spoilers and then I will give my final thoughts and rating. SPOILERS First of all, I should say that the cast is really […]

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The Inflicted (2012)

OK, now that I have relaxed after that nightmarish movie, we’re back in the saddle again. I had this recommended on IMDB, so let’s see what we have. The very first scene takes place in 1992. So far, so good. There are a ton of spoilers, I can’t help it, this movie amused me too […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Halloween (2007)

And just as I thought I was out, I get pulled right back in. OK, I willingly walked into this treat. Let me start off by saying that for the life of me, I DO NOT understand the hate for this movie. I’m sorry, but people need to let shit go when it comes to […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

This movie is almost universally hailed as a better and more likeable film than it’s predecessor, House of 1,000 Corpses. I’m hard pressed to argue it as this is a fucking great movie. It’s a movie that sucks you in. Even if it is background noise, I defy you to not find yourself gawking at […]

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Film Reviews Horror

House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)

Originally posted October 3, 2013 So here’s the deal, I just watched House of 1,000 Corpses and Devil’s Rejects like 2 weeks ago thanks to IFC having it on a Saturday night when I am bored as all hell. So I removed the films from the calendar. Then sure enough, Monday night, Tuesday morning for […]

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9 Deuce Horror Presents: House of 1,000 Corpses (2003) and The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

Yes, we are finally tackling this franchise!  Most of us here are quite excited about this one.  I say most of us as one of our contributors was not a fan of House, to say the very least.  That’s not a bad thing though because it’s more fun to have some disagreement.  If you find […]