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Shivers (1975)

This movie is from the 70’s and it’s one of David Cronenberg’s first films. He directed The Fly, A History of Violence, and Eastern Promises. Here’s the synopsis from IMDB. The residents of a suburban high-rise apartment building are being infected by a strain of parasites that turn them into mindless, sex-crazed fiends out to […]

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The Damned (2013)

This is about a flash flood, and a family finding shelter, but they disobey the owner’s orders. OK, sounds cheesy enough. I have to note, halfway through this, I had a bloody nose, so I wasn’t keeping up so well typing with one hand, but I was a hardcore trooper. I did it For The […]

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Nurse 3D (2013)

OK, another short film on NetFlix, yup, I’m cheating. I need some in the 80-minute range. I tried Burying The Ex, and I didn’t make it 2 minutes in. SO fingers crossed on this one.  It has Katrina Bowden from Tucker and Dale Vs Evil. Judd Nelson is a doctor in this. Even Niecy Nash […]

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V/H/S (2012)

This is a unique anthology series. This opening is obnoxious, handheld nonsense. I remember hating it when I saw it and not giving it a chance afterward. There’s like 3 or 4 guys in a parking garage, they grab a girl and force her shirt up. We see a boob.  Then they go to a […]

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Videodrome (1983)

A horror movie starring James Woods and directed by David Cronenberg…..HELL YES. I love the few movies I have seen of David’s, so fingers crossed here. James Woods name is Max. Max just looked at 2 pics with topless women, not sure if it is the same chick, for right now, I think it is. […]

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The Wicker Man (1973)

This is the original, with Christopher Lee. I have never seen either this or the Nic Cage remake, so I wanted to do it properly. I am excited despite knowing a bit about it.  I enjoy that this film has a 7.6 on IMDB and the Nic Cage has a 3.6. Can it be that […]

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Porn Shoot Massacre (2009)

This movie sounded so bad, I had to see it. Wish me luck. We start right off with a very nude, tanned lady, and she is showering. This is the best credit scene ever. 3 minutes in, she is still very nude. 3 minutes and 35 seconds, she finally puts on panties. She has a […]

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Deadgirl (2008)

I saw this while working, and I liked it, a few years ago. Let’s see how it holds up. We meet JT and Rickie, 2 high school guys. The guy who plays Rickie was in the Evil Dead remake. Rick wants a chick named Joann, and these guys are skipping school. May as well go […]

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Zombie Strippers (2008)

You clicked on this.  You know what you’re getting yourself into.  You’re in the right place. The story is that a soldier gets infected chemo-virus and ends up at this strip club.  We meet all the girls, and the club owner, Ian, who was played magnificently by the always great Robert Englund.  The main stripper, Kat, […]

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Taking Lives (2004)

Kristi bought this for me and told me to watch it.  Who am I to argue with a lady sending me free movies, right?  Looking at the cast, I also ways avoided it because of Angelina Jolie.  I know I know.  Yes, I am a heterosexual male.  I just wasn’t crazy about her.  She looked […]