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Critters Attack! (2019)

This was a made-for-TV film that brings back Dee Wallace, but not as her original character….I guess. I’m already confused. I don’t recognize anybody else’s names in this film. This has the worst IMDB rating of the franchise so my expectations are incredibly low. Let’s just give it a whirl and hope for the best. […]

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Critters (1986)

This may come as a surprise to you, but I don’t think I have ever seen a Critters film before. Looking at the cast for the original, it’s loaded. You have Dee Wallace as Helen Brown, M. Emmet Walsh as Harv, Billy Zane as Steve Elliott Lin Shaye as Sally, and Scott Crimes (voice of […]

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The Howling (1981)

I’m sorry, I tried Return of the Living Dead 5, but 2 and a half minutes in, I realized it had continuity with part 4. I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t handle watching it. It made me so mad, so I moved on to something more palatable. So we have Dee Wallace in this […]

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The Frighteners (1996)

Well since everybody is all excited for Back to the Future day, I will give you a fil starring Michael J Fox and directed by Peter Jack of Lord of the Rings fame. Robert Zemeckis is also involved. Sweet.  This is a horror-comedy by the way.  Ohhhh, Jeffrey Combs is in this, as is Dee […]

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Halloween (2007)

And just as I thought I was out, I get pulled right back in. OK, I willingly walked into this treat. Let me start off by saying that for the life of me, I DO NOT understand the hate for this movie. I’m sorry, but people need to let shit go when it comes to […]

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Cujo (1983)

If you like Cujo or have fond memories of this movie, I would suggest just skipping this post, it’s not for you. With that out of the way, I fucking hate this movie. As a kid, I never saw the whole thing, just like the last 30 minutes and honestly, as a 30 minute film, […]