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Night of the Demons (1988)

I’ll be totally transparent, I just wanted to sit back, watch a horror movie without looking at this screen, without taking notes, just relax and view. Well, I regret that decision because of the vast amount of one-liners I didn’t note, or how many topless girls we got (I think it was 2), or to […]

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Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

Well, I really liked the original to this. I thoroughly enjoyed the remake. This got a 6.3 on IMDB. There’s just one troubling thing that makes me skeptical. This was made in 1994. This is widely considering the doldrums of the world of horror separating the peak of the 80’s and the late 90’s when […]

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Night of the Demons III (1997)

Well, I have seen 1 and 2 and the remake, so I may as well tackle this, am I right? No stars, but they brought Angela back, so that’s a plus. We start off with a sheriff who is checking out the house. Well, Angela is there. As you can guess, he dies. Less than […]

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The Gate (1987)

I don’t know if I have ever seen this, but it’s short and that is a plus right now. I need to wrap up so many loose ends by midnight. So here we go with The Gate, starring Stephen Dorff. The synopsis sounds silly as fuck but got a 5.9 on IMDB, which is solid […]

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13/13/13 (2013)

This is seriously the description for this one, via NetFlix: “When the date flips to 13/13/13 on the Mayan calendar, humans turn insane – except those born on leap days, who are left to battle a world of demons. ” Sound terrible? Yup, I’m sold. (Editor’s note…..mistakes were made) OK, soooo no blog. Why? Because […]

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Frailty (2001)

Why doesn’t this movie get more props? I do not fucking get it. This movie has a great cast, a pretty good story, and pretty much never gets too dull. Bill Paxton stars and directs this wonderful film. He plays the dad. Then there is present day Matthew McConaughey who goes to Powers Booth about […]

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Deathgasm (2015)

This is either going to be great or terrible. No middle ground, right? This is an Aussie horror comedy. We have the loner guy, Brodie, who has to live with his uncle because his mom gave Santa a blowjob. Fantastic. Brodie ends up hanging out with 2 nerds, Giles and Dion, and has the hots […]

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The Canal (2014)

Ohhhh, the house where our family lives was built in 1902. The family consists of David, Alice, and their son, Billy. Alice has a client, Alex that David is suspicious of. David’s assistant, Claire, gives him this old film footage about a murder that took place at their house. There you go, saved you a […]

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Exeter (2015)

This movie has Stephen Lang, who starred in Don’t Breathe. We start off with a hot chick in just her panties, and she kills herself and we have boobs. All within the first minute. You have my attention, Exeter. Why do so many films use record plays and old projectors to convey a creepy vibe? […]

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Ava’s Possessions (2015)

William Sadler, that is all I have to say. The mom is from a bunch of stuff, but probably most famous for American Pie. The older lady at the magic shop, she was the star of  Tales From the Crypt episode. This is about possession, but it is done in a very unique way in […]