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Film Reviews Horror

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

OK, so as long as we pretend that Halloween 3 never happened, is not part of the franchise, I bring to you by far the worst installment. What a fucking travesty. Out of the original franchise, this sadly was the first one I saw in the theater with my mom because she liked the original […]

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Halloween 5 (1989)

Remember all the goodwill I gave to part 4? Well part 5 just takes a shit on it. It’s not the worst movie in the franchise, but second worst is nothing to be happy with. This movie…..first of all they kill Rachel off way too early and leave us with this annoying skank named Tina. […]

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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Back to the Halloween franchise…..sigh. Fortunately, this is one of, if not the best of the original franchise, not including Rob Zombie’s work. Here’s the problem, this also starts what is sometimes called the “Thorn trilogy” which I didn’t know was a thing until researching how the hell they explain H2O. I’ll get to that […]

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Halloween (1978)

I want to start off by saying I am not a huge fan of this movie compared to most everybody else’s. I am not disputing it’s importance in history. I’m not suggesting it is a bad movie. My mom was legitimately excited to show this to me once she figured out I liked these crazy […]