9 Deuce
Oh shit, Eli Roth is attached to this. Sigh. This guy, I assume his name is Martin, shows up, knocks on a door and is looking for Ana, but she doesn’t live here no mo. Sorta like Shaniqua. If you don’t know what I am talking about, look up Shaniqua. You’re welcome. He asks the […]
I remember this coming out a few months after Saw. Saw was a brilliant film, so I hear all of this hype, and it sounded like they would do more torture, it would be gorier, and I remember being legitimately pumped to see this film. Also, Tarantino’s name was attached to this. How could this […]
Oh, another Hostel made by Eli. Punch me in the throat now. This has a good cast with Heather Matarazzo, Jordan Ladd, Bijou Phillips, and Nicotero doing effects. We start off with Paxton passed out on the train and going to the hospital. He is getting asked about the place where all the shit went […]
I didn’t enjoy the first Hostel at all. They seemed to have more fun with part 2 in the second half, so I enjoyed that more than the original. I have only seen this one once, and I recall I thought it was cheesy but entertaining. We start off with a lady wearing a very […]
Look, I totally get why they made a sequel. The first one was really fun, had some originality to it. Something that most people enjoyed, so of course, you make a sequel. From what I have read, Eli Roth and Ti West both made scripts and neither one was used. I have read that Ti […]
An Eli Roth Movie. Nope, the trailer didn’t look good. I assume this will be some big sacrifice type film. I have no idea though. I hope there’s no bullshit message, if there I, too bad. This stars nobody that I am familiar with. Let’s just cross our fingers that I don’t want to punch […]
I’ll cut right to the chase, this is a bullshit found footage movie produced by Eli Roth. After researching the film for all of 30 seconds, this sounds like a blatant rip off of the Jim Jones situation. Fortunately, I know jack shit about the Jim Jones situation, so this could be interesting for me. […]
This is gonna make me come off like an asshole, but I just don’t have much to say about this film. I liked it, quite a lot actually. It stars Rider Strong from Boy Meets World, and Jordan Ladd who is easy on the eyes no doubt. We get to see some tits. The storyline […]