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Film Reviews Horror

Mr. Jones (2013)

How do you not start this with that mediocre Counting Crows song? Scott and Penny move, and Scott wants to make some documentary, and Penny gave up a good solid job to do this, and Scott is under stress and basically failing. We also get lots of odd voiceovers that are tied to what is […]

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The Girl In The Photographs (2015)

Kal Penn is in this. Oh, but Katharine Isabelle is in this. Sold! I love that girl!!! She’s one of my favorites in horror, hell in general. She’s a good actress, has a great voice, sexy, and just talented all around. God damnit, she’s dead within the first 5 minutes. Really? Fuckin A. Well, Mitch […]

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The Pact 2 (2014)

Here’s a sequel to a movie that I didn’t think needed a sequel. Prove me wrong sequel! We have an Officer Meyer who is with this chick, June Abbott. June is an artist and also a cleaner. She just got a job to clean up a rather gory crime scene involving Ellie Ford. June’s mom […]

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Last Shift (2014)

The story is a simple on. Officer Jessica Loren’s first night on the job is at the Sanford Police station, which happens to be it’s last night, and basically all issues are to be sent to the new station up the road. Hazmat should be coming at some point between 10PM-4AM. She is not to […]

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Don’t Blink (2014)

This hopefully is just a schlocky slasher with Mena Suvari and Brian Austin Green. Depending on your age, those names may mean something to you. I’m already confused, are these people supposed to be in their 20’s, 30’s, or 40’s? Some of them are in their 40’s, so I am speculating that they are trying […]