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Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014)

And we are at the final chapter for now, and my goodness, this girl is totally nude and has a fantastic body. So the story is that Danny gains an inheritance, which is this old hotel with hot springs, established in 1902. The caretakers are a tad odd, Jackson and Sally. We also know the […]

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Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012)

Well this has to be an improvement over part 4 and illogical fallacies of the decision to not kill when you have them trapped. Fuck you film, you aren’t winning me over with tits this time. After the guy kills Kaleen in the beginning, why is his axe clean seconds later? How the fuck does […]

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Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)

This film starts in a sanitarium in 1974.  We meet Dr. Ryan and Bobby, who is nice looking and we meet the original 3 Fingers, One Eye, and Saw Tooth. Yeah, they have names. They also got a bobby pin from Bobby and have unlocked their cells. Awesome. Apparently they don’t feel pain. They killed […]

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Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead (2009)

I remember seeing this one day while at work for Liberty. One of the guys I took care of loved his horror, and he wanted to see this and some tits. 3:40 in, he was pleased. Arrow through the perfect tit. Awww.  And we are back in action! So 3 out of 4 people died […]

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Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)

Well, why not enjoy a direct to video sequel, right? 4 minutes in, and a guy says wrong turn.  Sold. Also, Kimberly was listening to Electric Avenus on the radio as she runs over a dude.  It’s 7 minutes in and painfully obvious why this is a direct to video film. The intestines…don’t look that […]

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Final Destination 5 (2011)

As of right now, this is the last of the franchise. Give it time and there will be a 6th or a reboot because Hollywood is just the worst currently. It makes me sad. I hope this is an improvement over the last 1 or 2 of the films. Fingers crossed. This brings Tony Todd […]

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Final Destination (2000)

I remember when this was a shiny, brand new concept, and people were dumb and afraid to get on a plane after this. Then they made another, and another, and ended up with 5 total in the Franchise. I haven’t seen every last one, but that ends now. On the plus side, Tony Todd is […]