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Film Reviews Horror

Paranormal Activity (2007)

You know what’s great about Paranormal Activity? Usually I would laugh and say nothing, but that’s not true at all. The beauty is that you can technically see all the film in less than 15 minutes. Seriously, these movies are complete garbage juice and actually only get interesting later on in the franchise when they […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Descent (2005)

Wait, I thought I just reviewed the worst rated movie on my list. Hahaha, nope. This fucking movie. In theory, I should love it. a bunch of cave dwelling troglodyte monsters kill a bunch of dumb bitches. And THAT part is great!!! The problem is the journey. How much awful time is wasted in the […]