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Malevolent (2018)

You know how some people think that Ghost Hunter type shows are just silly and beyond fake? I’m one of those people.  Well here we Jackson and Angela, who are brother and sister, and they do this fraudulently do this and make good money off of it. The plot is simple.  Jackson is an idiot […]

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Pizza (2014)

I was eating some pizza and I came across this film and thought that this had to be watched.  As a lot of you know, I am a pizza fanatic, naturally, I was curious about a horror flick about pizza.  This is an Indian film, so hello subtitles. The beginning was a little bit of […]

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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Finally, the end of the road of this awful journey, until next March. This time it’s an all Latin cast apparent, in Cali somewhere. I don’t care. I just want this done and over with. I am over a fifth through, we have seen 2 named women, but only pair of breasts, one vulva, one […]

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Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

Finally….we’ve reached the end of this awful franchise. I can’t wait to be done. We see events from the end of part 2 in the beginning with Katie and Hunter. Now we are in Nevada, no longer in Carlsbad, CA. So we have a new family. A mom (Holly), dad (Doug), teenage blond (Alex), and […]

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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

This is the best of the 3 movies so far, I can’t vouch for 4 as I haven’t seen it. I thought the pacing and story was infinitely improved. This could actually come close to passing as a horror film. Let’s see how much of this I come to regret saying. This movie is good […]

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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

This will be a long ass day. I got some orange juice now, my stomach feels awful. I’m yawning, and I gotta watch more of this crap. Oh yay! So the first screen says “Paramount Pictures would like to thank the families of the deceased and the Carlsbad plice department.” Seriously? This time they are […]

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Paranormal Activity (2007)

You know what’s great about Paranormal Activity? Usually I would laugh and say nothing, but that’s not true at all. The beauty is that you can technically see all the film in less than 15 minutes. Seriously, these movies are complete garbage juice and actually only get interesting later on in the franchise when they […]

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Thir13een Ghosts (2001)

This movie is a pretty solid endeavor. It’s not gonna win any awards, it’s probably never gonna be on a top 25 horror list, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a worthwhile watch. What it does, it does VERY well. The cast is awesome in my opinion. you have Tony Shaloub of Monk and Wings […]

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The Pact (2012)

The basic plot so far is that Nichole and Annie’s mom dies. Nichole has a daughter Eva. Annie doesn’t want to come back home for the funeral because….life. Nichole goes missing while Skyping with Eva. There’s your premise. Liz is taking care of Eva, and they fear that Nichole has taken off. Liz was staying […]

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The Canal (2014)

Ohhhh, the house where our family lives was built in 1902. The family consists of David, Alice, and their son, Billy. Alice has a client, Alex that David is suspicious of. David’s assistant, Claire, gives him this old film footage about a murder that took place at their house. There you go, saved you a […]