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Children of the Corn (2009)

Just know that I have unfortunately seen this movie. Just know that they replaced a relatively likable female lead in the original with this overly emotional, mouthy black bitch who dresses like a whoooore. She ruins this movie. She is one of the worst characters I have ever seen. You instantly want her dead. If […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Children of the Corn (1984)

Back to some Stephen King 80’s movies. Alas, has any original movie with a long set of sequels been as mediocre as this? Yes, probably Warlock, Prophecy, Leprechaun, Hellraiser, and Fast and the Furious. Yes, I may get a lot of shit for throwing Hellraiser in there, and damned if I don’t want to love […]