#146 The Exorcist (1973) Review

A horror movie with an 8.0 rating on IMDB? Well, we must be in for a treat, right? Hmmm, it’s 40 years old. Watching with Raylene who has never seen this, so this is a barometer for people who have no patience, to see an older film.

Well I dropped the ball big time, as I started falling asleep. Then follow that up with a day full of Walking Dead. So here we are, about 30 minutes in. Oh, and nothing has really happened.

So far Regan was getting bloodwork, She saw a demon, and now she is swearing at the doctor. OK, 30 minutes for that. I should say that Regan’s mom, played by the awesome Ellen Burstyn, who I absolutely adored in Requiem For A Dream, she plays an actress who is temporarily in Washington DC for some acting work. There’s a young priest who’s mom is very sick. This is making him have doubts with his faith. And then there is Max Von Sydow, another Father, and he is gonna tangle with an old foe.

Regan interrupted a dinner party with her mom’s friends, and she told some dude “You’re gonna die up there” and then she pissed herself in front of everybody. A few minutes later and Regan is screaming. Momma comes rushing in and the bed is shaking with Regan in it. Regan likes to swear, the doctor thinks Regan has mental issues, and a lesion in the temporal lobe and that may cause spasms.

Yup, Raylene finally had her moment of making fun of a 40 year old movie and how non scary it is. Students of the film game just audibly sighed. I get the viewpoint of both. I try to get people to put themselves in that time frame, the mindset of the time. Uncreative people lack imagination. It happens. But some people are able to wrap their head around it. And at this point, I have settled down her outrage, not with a snickers, but by persistently making my point. You see, I am a persistent prick, and if I am passionate, I’m not losing no damn argument.

Back to the movie, Father Karras is bow trying to help Chris, the mom, with Regan. This is some crazy shit. Keep in mind, 2 generations ago, society was a lot more religious and god fearing. Now I don’t care where you stand on religion, but if you was and had never seen anything like this before, this would be pretty fucking freaky.

This is one of those movies, that once it picks up, it really grabs your attention and doesn’t let go. So yeah, I stopped typing. The whole Exorcism scene was really an amazing thing to behold. It’s funny to me that there have been numerous possession movies since this one, none really top this for drama and aura of the situation. That’s pretty impressive. I’m sure some of you can name a different movie or scene, and that may be true, but I still think this has held the test of time and is still the best at what it does. Maybe it’s not scary to desensitized audiences of today, but it is still very well done.

I would recommend this to anybody who loves films, or like to get some horror history lessons. I really recommend this to younger people, just hold out and show some patience, and you will be rewarded. I give this movie a solid 7.5. It’s just so well done and holds up to the test of time.  Definitely earns it’s keep on the horror film all time pantheon.

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#15 Needful Things (1993)

Now here’s a movie that I really genuinely enjoy. IMDB gives it a 6.0. IMDB can eat a big fat dick. This movie has a fun cast with Ed Harris who I am always a fan of, Amanda Plummer of Pulp Fiction fame as Yolanda/Hunny Bunny, Ray McKinnon who has been on Sons of Anarchy and played Charles Campion in the The Stand, you know the asshole that escaped the military compound and spread Captain Tripps. And then there is Max Von Sydow of The Exorcist fame. He is the main bad guy and is really fucking good here. one of the better manipulative roles I have seen somebody play.

The plot is simple in theory but really intricate. Max Von Sydow as Leland Gaunt, fucking great name, comes to the down of Castle Rock and open up an antique shop of sorts, where he just so happens to have that one item that everybody individually desires. But there’s a price to pay, and it isn’t money, it’s a small task to fuck with another member of the town and just cause chaos. Person A accuses person B of wrong doing and goes out to exact revenge while the real culprit was person G. Lots of really fun moments, you may even find yourself laughing, especially at Danforth. I liked it, and I wish Ed Harris could have had more fun, but he played the straight laced goodie cop guy. Ah well, all in all, for what it was, this was really fucking good. 7.7, now can you dig that…….SUCKA?

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