9 Deuce
After Halloween Kills, I must admit that my expectations are quite tempered. I haven’t heard a lot of praise for this. But we live in a time where the loudest people are often the most negative. In some ways, I like coming into this with negative reviews because I have no expectations. Usually, I can […]
I liked the previous film. It was good enough to get the rest of the trilogy greenlit. I have nothing new to add other than I just hope that this is fun. It doesn’t have to be a masterpiece, just fun. I was going to do a play by play, and I am glad that […]
Here we are with Rob Zombie’s sequel to his remake. I’ve only seen this film once, and somebody was on their phone during a good chunk of the film, so it disrupted my viewing. As you can imagine, the cast is amazing in this. Sheri Moon Zombie, Scout Taylor Compton, Brad Dourif, Malcolm McDowell, Tyler […]
Could it be? The last legit Halloween movie in the original franchise? Bout fucking time. All these reviews may have made me come off bitter to longer running franchises. Here’s what I have learned though. If the original was so good that you keep coming back no matter how shitty the sequels are, but you […]
Remember all the goodwill I gave to part 4? Well part 5 just takes a shit on it. It’s not the worst movie in the franchise, but second worst is nothing to be happy with. This movie…..first of all they kill Rachel off way too early and leave us with this annoying skank named Tina. […]
Back to the Halloween franchise…..sigh. Fortunately, this is one of, if not the best of the original franchise, not including Rob Zombie’s work. Here’s the problem, this also starts what is sometimes called the “Thorn trilogy” which I didn’t know was a thing until researching how the hell they explain H2O. I’ll get to that […]
Talk about a shitty movie that has way too many fond memories. This movie isn’t garbage juice, but it’s not great by no means. Still, I rank it with 2 & 4 as my favorite original Halloween flicks. This reheated pizza sucks by the way. I think this is why toppings are so clutch. Think […]
I want to start off by saying I am not a huge fan of this movie compared to most everybody else’s. I am not disputing it’s importance in history. I’m not suggesting it is a bad movie. My mom was legitimately excited to show this to me once she figured out I liked these crazy […]