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Film Reviews Horror

The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)

This movie just isn’t that good. It lacks the charm that the remake had. And the sad thing is, this could have been a really fun train wreck of a movie, but there isn’t much fun to be had. you have these soldiers training near the site and like their last day, the mutants start […]

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Film Reviews Horror

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

I regret to say that I am reviewing the remakes and not the originals, I like the originals much more. The remakes are fine for what they are, but I know for a fact, it loses some of it’s grittiness that only 70’s horror can often provide. Plus, let’s not forget, the genius Wes Craven […]

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Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)

Well, why not enjoy a direct to video sequel, right? 4 minutes in, and a guy says wrong turn.  Sold. Also, Kimberly was listening to Electric Avenus on the radio as she runs over a dude.  It’s 7 minutes in and painfully obvious why this is a direct to video film. The intestines…don’t look that […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Wrong Turn (2003)

This movie has spawned a ton of sequels. Since I am digging this season of American Horror Story, a franchise about some backwoods folk seems reasonable.  We are dealing with some mountain men cannibals who are mutated from generation of inbreeding. Sound familiar? Yeah, thought so. So kick back and enjoy. I don’t remember much […]