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Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)

Look, I totally get why they made a sequel.  The first one was really fun, had some originality to it.  Something that most people enjoyed, so of course, you make a sequel.  From what I have read, Eli Roth and Ti West both made scripts and neither one was used.  I have read that Ti […]

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

Well, what do you have here?  One of Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger’s earlier films.  You like one of them at least, right?  This is the last TCM before the big reboot.  I will give a brief spoiler-filled synopsis, then give you my final thoughts and rating at the end.   SPOILERS Kim Henkel was […]

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Carrie (2013)

I don’t have high hopes for this, but I love the original. Trying to go in with an open mind. The beginning is definitely different. So this is rated R and yet they still fucked up the locker room scene and had no titties!!! The fuck is this bullshit??? I am going to be constantly […]

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The Loved Ones (2009)

Nope, this isn’t Stephen King, not by a long shot. But it is a perfect break in the monotany of the 70’s-80’s to bring a movie made in 2009 in Australia. Note that most people think this is a British movie, but what the fuck does it really matter? So I am guessing you have […]