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I’m not going to treat this as a typical blog. You know the story by now. If you don’t, here’s the link to the original Pet Sematary. What I would like to do is make notes of the differences that matter to me and tell you if I consider them a pro or a con. […]
No catchy tune to start us off. But there is the lovely, and young Shawnee Smith of Saw fame. You know, she became Jigsaw’s apprentice, went through the worst scene in Saw history in part 2 being thrown into the pit of needles. And we have Kevin Dillon as well. Jeffrey DeMunn is in this, […]
I am not looking forward to this. I don’t know how close to the original it is, but I’m going to try it. Michelle Trachtenberg is pretty at least. (2019 update: I know that another remake is coming out this year, and it looks significantly better than this tripe. It has Cary Elwes.) We start […]
Well, here we are at the remake, reboot, re-re something. Anyway, I hope it’s not terrible. A girl is wandering the woods and there is a figure running out there as well. She hides behind a tree, gets bagged over the head and knocked out with a blunt shot to the head from a gun. […]
Here is the original, before we had Quarantine, we had [Rec]. Well, I am not going to tell you anything mind-blowing. If you have seen Quarantine, you have basically seen this. I’ll take the version that requires no reading. Sorry that I am not more descriptive, but the reality is, Quarantine copied this, and they […]
I was eating some pizza and I came across this film and thought that this had to be watched. As a lot of you know, I am a pizza fanatic, naturally, I was curious about a horror flick about pizza. This is an Indian film, so hello subtitles. The beginning was a little bit of […]
The 9 Deuce Horror Group sat down and answered some questions surrounding the original and remake of one of the most iconic horror franchises in history, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I am here with Kristi, Dom, and Cece, so I want to thank them. When you saw the 1974 version for the first time, and watched […]
Michael Bay wanted to make a reboot of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, and so he went to work. People frown upon remakes, I am one of them, but this is truly an exception to the rule. This was not the same story as the original, and for that I am grateful. The original was […]
I found the original Prom Night from 1980 to be mediocre, but did help push some angles that other films have taken and made their own, so it had some historic significance. Then along comes this film, which is and isn’t a reboot of the franchise. I have no idea. I think it sorta is. […]
I don’t have high hopes for this, but I love the original. Trying to go in with an open mind. The beginning is definitely different. So this is rated R and yet they still fucked up the locker room scene and had no titties!!! The fuck is this bullshit??? I am going to be constantly […]