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The Village (2004)

Up to this point in time, this is what most of us knew about M. Night Shyamalan (I will probably call him Sham for short). We knew that he captivated morons with The Sixth Sense. We knew that he lost a lot of idiots but gained me as a fan with Unbreakable, which is quite […]

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Alien (1979)

OK, now we can enjoy ourselves, at least until the sequels get really shitty. Alien is directed by Ridley Scott and has a hell of a cast. You have Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, and Yaphet Kotto (also in The Running Man!). I’ll be watching the Theatrical version because that’s what […]

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Aliens (1986)

Here’s the sequel directed by James Cameron, the man behind Terminator 1 & 2, The Abyss, True Lie, Titanic, and Avatar….well you can’t win them all. This cast rivals the original. We have Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Paul Reiser (really?), and Mark Rolston. I personally like this cast better, but that […]

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Alien3 (1992)

Hey, a movie from 9 Deuce! I have the lowest of low expectations because horror was not very good in the early 90’s by and large. It was mainly sequels….like this is. Now we find ourselves with a cast not so great….on the surface. Sigourney returns as Ripley. Lance Henriksen returns as Bishop 2. We […]

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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Here we are, at the climactic end of the quadrilogy and it is directed by the great Jean-Pierre Jeunet!!! Wait, who? Fuck it. This brings Sigourney Weaver back, and adds Winona Ryder and Ron fucking Perlman! Alright, now I am excited. Hey, Brad Dourif too. We are on USM Arigua and there are 41 military […]

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Ghostbusters (1984)

One of the first movies I saw as a kid at the movie theater. Stay Puft is an all-time favorite for a white pasty man. I’m excited. We start off at the NY Public Library. The librarian goes to put away books, we see a few books floating behind her. The walks past the card […]

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Aliens (1986)

Here’s the sequel directed by James Cameron, the man behind Terminator 1 & 2, The Abyss, True Lie, Titanic, and Avatar….well you can’t win them all. This cast rivals the original. We have Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Paul Reiser (really?), and Mark Rolston. I personally like this cast better, but that […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Alien (1979)

OK, now we can enjoy ourselves, at least until the sequels get really shitty. Alien is directed by Ridley Scott, and has a hell of a cast. You have Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, and Yaphet Kotto (also in The Running Man!). I’ll be watching the Theatrical version because that’s what […]

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The Cabin In The Woods (2012)

Yes, here it is….#100. In my opinion, this is the best horror film to come out since SAW. That’s how much I thoroughly love this movie. It starts off in a Cabin…..in the woods. Yup, that’s #100 for us this year. This movie is fucking hilarious while being a horror flick with tons of awesome […]

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Ghostbusters II (1989)

The last TRUE Ghostbusters film to be made, probably ever. I went and saw this as a kid, because I apparently went to the movies quite frequently as a kid I am learning. I truly hope that you enjoy. Start Film This takes place 5 years after the original, just so you know. Ray and […]