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The Tommyknockers (1993)

This was a Mini-Series in 1993, and I don’t even remember its existence. I remember in my mid-teenage years, my English teacher, Mrs. B (I don’t dare attempt to spell out her last name) recommended this book to me. The problem is, this was a long book, so I may have finished a third of […]

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Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Honestly, I know I have seen Tales From the Darkside: The Movie. I think I have seen it multiple times. I don’t remember a damn thing about it though. I know that Stephen King wrote one of the stories as did Arthur Conan Doyle. George Romero was involved in the screenplay. This has Christian Slater, […]

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The Stand Part 4 “The Stand” (1994)

Huh, just writing that title makes me feel uncomfortable. Oh well, here we are. The climax of this 6-hour long session of pleasure and joy. My head is killing me, but this needs to end. Fortunately, Randall Flagg will be here for all of your needs and even sing to us. How wonderful. We are […]

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The Stand Part 3 “The Betrayal” (1994)

It is October 1st. Months ago, I started this mini-series thinking I could be done in a few days. That didn’t quite happen. But I think I should finish it so I can start some other monumental task. I just opened up my first box of Count Chocula for 2020. I have some “Hot Cheese […]

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The Stand Part 2 “The Dreams” (1994)

I have been slacking for over 2 weeks to get back to finishing this mini-series. I have so much to say that writing this can overwhelm me at times. It’s simply who I am. I just had 2 slices of reheated double cheese and double pepperoni pizza and I have a Drake’s coffee cake and […]

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The Stand Part 1 “The Plague” (1994)

I’m not going to lie to you. I have been dreading writing about this film since the very first film blog that I wrote back in 2012. I always knew that this day would come. I knew that we would someday be in the midst of some huge horrible thing, like a pandemic, and that […]

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Pet Sematary (2019)

I’m not going to treat this as a typical blog. You know the story by now. If you don’t, here’s the link to the original Pet Sematary. What I would like to do is make notes of the differences that matter to me and tell you if I consider them a pro or a con. […]

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Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011)

Let’s just tackle this one. I have no expectation of this being good at all. We start off and the year is 1973, and we are 20 miles away from Gatlin, Nebraska. This movie does have Billy Drago and Duane Whitaker, who we saw in Feast earlier this month. Anyway, so this soldier comes home […]

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Children of the Corn (2009)

Just know that I have unfortunately seen this movie. Just know that they replaced a relatively likable female lead in the original with this overly emotional, mouthy black bitch who dresses like a whoooore. She ruins this movie. She is one of the worst characters I have ever seen. You instantly want her dead. If […]

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Preservation (2014)

Just scanning through IMDB briefly, I saw mentions of this being lousy and references to Eden Lake and Them. OK, I’m sold! I’m getting comfy. I don’t anticipate writing much. Every time I say that I write 20 paragraphs, but you never know. Well, this opening music is kinda irritating. It’s just instrumental but annoying. […]