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Film Reviews Horror

Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Here we are, at the climactic end of the quadrilogy and it is directed by the great Jean-Pierre Jeunet!!! Wait, who? Fuck it. This brings Sigourney Weaver back, and adds Winona Ryder and Ron fucking Perlman! Alright, now I am excited. Hey, Brad Dourif too. We are on USM Arigua and there are 41 military […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

You may start hating me. Here’s the second straight movie that is widely considered good that I am gonna disagree with the general consensus. Please here me out. This movie needs to be watched without distraction, and I may have picked a bad time. This being my third or fourth attempt, I fear it is […]

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Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Yeah, another Tim Burton and Johnny Depp film.  I haven’t seen this one in years but I really loved it way back when it came out and probably saw it twice.  We get Winona Ryder, Anthony Michael Hall, Dianne Weist (the mom in Lost Boys), Conchatta Ferrell, and Vincent Price.  On top of that, Danny […]

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Reality Bites (1994)

This film has a hell of a cast, made up of Winona Ryder (Lelaina), Ethan Hawke (Troy), Ben Stiller (Michael), Steve Zahn (Sammy), and Janeane Garofalo (Vickie).  I like 3 of those 5 people.  Joe Don Baker is also in this, and I have enjoyed him in a few things, same for John Mahoney (Grant). […]