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Old (2021)

Yup, another M. Night Shyamalan movie. I never know what I’m gonna get with this dude. He has really gonna across the spectrum of things I really love like Signs, Unbreakable, Devil, and The Visit to mediocre things like Glass, to overrated stuff like The Sixth Sense, to guilty pleasure garbage like The Happening. I […]

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The Happening (2008)

I admit this film is a very bad guilty pleasure of mine. It is from M. Night Shyamalan and stars Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, and John Leguizamo. I know it’s not good, but whatever, humor me. Out of M Night’s films, I have maybe only seen Signs and Devil more than this, and Devil wasn’t […]

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The Village (2004)

Up to this point in time, this is what most of us knew about M. Night Shyamalan (I will probably call him Sham for short). We knew that he captivated morons with The Sixth Sense. We knew that he lost a lot of idiots but gained me as a fan with Unbreakable, which is quite […]

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Unbreakable (2000)

I had to make myself a white Russian to make it through another M Night movie. Rest assured people, it gets better, then it gets really bad again, then it slightly improves, then After Earth with the black Karate Kid and Fresh Prince. Let’s get this out of the way, I liked the movie the […]

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The Sixth Sense (1999)

I figure I may as well keep the number system for the blogs. We all cool with that? Good. At the end of every blog, I will post how many bare breasted women as well as ladies in say a bra, because that has to count for something. All of this is to help a […]