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Film Reviews Horror

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

In the new fad of pretending that sequels never existed so we can create confusing timelines, we get this TCM which is a sequel to the 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh, and it says “from the team behind “Don’t Breathe” and “Evil Dead“. If that’s a selling point, let’s take a moment to mourn for […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

This got a 5.9 and is one of those 80’s slashers I never got around to watching. Sounds like a good way to wrap up my evening. And better yet, this will put me back on pace to only have to watch 3 horror films a night the rest of the month to reach the […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Sorority Row (2009)

I have to try this, and I expect garbage, but I have to try. Here’s IMDB’s summary. “A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer.” I could do worse. Well, this starts with a party, bikini’s, […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Stitches (2012)

I’ve seen this once before. It’s awesome. Enjoy the show!! A clown is banging a chick in his little trailer, and he has an egg in there similar to his face paint, and he is late for a kid’s party. All the boys are staring at this kid’s mom’s cleavage. Our clown, Stitches is driving […]

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Top 5 Lists

Top 5 Horror List: 80’s Slasher Films

As a child of the 80’s, slasher films were a staple for me as a kid and teenager. To this day, they hold a very special place in my heart. Needless to say, I wanted to know what everybody else enjoyed. This month, Kristi and Chris share their 5 favorite 80’s slasher films. Also, Chris […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Scream 4 (2011)

Why did nobody tell me how much fun this movie was?  I am disappointed in my friends. This has a solid cast and feels like the first two as far as the script, cast, and ton. The story incorporates a world of millennials doing millennial things.  We meet Sidney’s cousin, Jill (played by the great […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Scream 3 (2000)

I remember the first time I saw this.  I rented it from Video World in Gloversville and watched it in my buddy, Eric’s basement, along with Ryan and possibly someone else.  To be honest, I don’t know how this was the pick as neither was known to be big horror fans.  Probably did it just […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Scream 2 (1997)

I would argue that this is the most loaded cast in horror movie history.  Look at this list of actors: Neve Campbell, David Arquette, Courtney Cox, Jamie Kennedy, Jerry O’Connell, Timothy Olyphant, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Liev Schreiber, Laurie Metcalf, Duane Martin, Jada Pinkett, Omar Epps, Rebecca Gayheart, Portia De Rossi, Luke Wilson, Heather Graham, Tori […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Splatter University (1984)

Apparently, this film was mentioned in one of the Scream films, I think part 2.  Honestly, I just wanted something quick to watch before my podcast and this checked all the boxes of something I could really enjoy.  Sometimes you get these things right, and other times you fail.  Surprisingly, I didn’t fail. This is […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

I did a terrible blog about this film in 2013.  Let’s just say that I was very new at blogging.  I may not be good now, but I am experienced.  Let’s break down this wonderful film. The idea is that they live in a world where Freddy, Jason, and Michael exist.  You need to comprehend […]