9 Deuce
Now we have a contender was best under the radar movie on Netflix for this year for me. Yes, I’m pretty excited. This movie is simple. A maniac escapes the asylum and comes back to the house where he witnessed his mom get raped and murdered. That same house is where there is gonna be […]
This is one of my all time favorite slasher films. Go and see out part 1, 2, & 3. As a matter of fact, 2 & 3 are on Netflix, so you only need seek out the first one. Now I watched them way out of order, I did 2, 3, 1, and then Return […]
I was so pumped when I saw the trailer for this movie. What a great little idea. One night a year for 12 hours, people can do whatever the fuck they want, kill people, what ever, sheer anarchy. It stars Ethan Hawke and the chick from Game of thrones that has the dragons. I’m sold. […]
I watched this with other people. To offer a fair review would be hard. But I will give as good as your mother can take. This movie is a fine rehash of a franchise and honestly deserves another installment. The makers decided right off the bat, what do our fans want to see? So they […]
I have a confession to make. This used to be my second favorite Nightmare, then third, then 4th, and now 5th if you count Freddy Vs Jason. Why does it keep dropping? It’s honestly because I have seen it too many times, and it’s not as charming as it was when I first saw it […]
My mom took me and my buddy Alan to see this in the theater, and this movie was in 3D. Yup, I was sold. This movie gets a ton of shit. Some, if not most of it, is entirely warranted. So let’s tackle the negatives first. Freddy is in cheesy one liner mode at this […]
So what does one do when they can’t stomach sitting through Nightmare of Elm Street 2? Well they shouldn’t watch part 5 because that’s the next worse one. That’s exactly what I did, and this will be short. Here’s the biggest problem with part 5: a total disregard for the fans in my opinion. It’s […]
Not a live running blog, trying to give y’all a break. Starts right off with an amazing song, Nightmare, by Tuesday Knight, yes that’s her real name, and she replaces Patricia Arquette as Kristin. Really, this song kicks ass. The soundtrack is super expensive sadly. Kristin is in a nightmare, pulls Joey and Kinkaid in. […]
You may have noticed I skipped over NoES 2 because quite frankly, I spent too many years trying to like it and it just fucking sucks. It is awful. I may do a blog about it later if I get bored pointing out all the ways that it is terrible, but yeah, moving right along. […]
This movie starts off with a bitch yelling help me. Then The Ruins. OK, so now we get to the plot really fast, 4 college age kids are vacationing in Mexico. Is it 4? I can’t tell. It’s 4 plus Mathias, who is some dude who wants to hang out with these fuck heads. We […]