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Para Elisa (2012)

This sounded decent enough, and it was foreign, so why not? Also, it kinda sounds like paralyzer. This is a simple plot. College girl, Ana, can’t get money from her parents to go on a trip so she is forced to get a job. Oh the horror of it all. Her drug dealer/boyfriend makes a […]

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House Of Good and Evil (2013)

This had gotten decent scores on NetFlix and IMDB. Those scores are LIES!!! We have a couple, Maggie and Chris, and Maggie is 8 month’s pregnant, Chris shoves her, she has a miscarriage, and boooo Chris, boooo. Then they decide to move to the country at this old, huge house that is divided in 2. […]

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High Lane (2009)

French horror, let’s see what you got. So the first 30 minutes or so, we have these 5 20 some year olds going mountain climbing and that sort of thing. One of them, Luic has a fear of heights, so he makes the first 30 minutes a chore, but the tension is good. Then things […]

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Kidnapped (2010)

Yeah, another foreign film. Sorry, but some of these are really Kentertaining. This guy wakes up in a wooded area with a bag over his head and his hands tied behind his back. And then he wanders, and stumbles towards the road, and then gets hit by a car. The driver gets the bag off […]

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Los Inocentes (2013)

This is also know as Los inocentes according to IMDB. It’s an hour and 5 minutes. Let’s face it, it’s on here because it’s a quick movie that may or may not pay off. Woah, this dude sleep with a stuffed animal of ALF! Sold. Like seriously, that’s how little you have to do to […]

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Night of the Living Dead (1968)

A classic that I watch yearly. My buddy Tom had never seen it, so I showed it to him. It’s always going to hold the test of time for me I think. I am going to quote what I wrote 3 years ago, and attempt to fix a few things. For the most part, this […]

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Final Girl (2015)

This movie has Wes Bentley and Abigail Breslin, both of which are some of my favorites for various reason. Wes has done great in American Horror Story and American Beauty, while Abigail was in Signs, Zombieland, Little Miss Sunshine, and Haunter (very underrated film). I love the beginning, getting a feeling for the characters, and […]

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Baskin (2015)

This is a Turkish film, but it sounded neat, so why not give it a try, right? There’s these 5 Turkish lawman, and the first 15 minutes is them telling stories at a restaurant, but then one is a hot head and things go awry. After that, they get a call and go for a […]

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The Legend of Hell House (1973)

Here’s the story. This old rich dude, Mr. Deutsch hires 3 people to prove or disprove survival after death, and what better place than the infamous Hell House? We have Florence Tanner who is a spiritual medium, Benjamin Fischer who is a physical medium, and Dr. Barrett who brings along his wife, Anne, and he […]

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Playback (2012)

I really only picked this because of Christian Slater. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not, but I think he’s a quality dude still. This movie was OK at first, but it never really improved. A movie should slowly improve and evolve into a greater entity by the end. In this case, […]