9 Deuce
The basic plot so far is that Nichole and Annie’s mom dies. Nichole has a daughter Eva. Annie doesn’t want to come back home for the funeral because….life. Nichole goes missing while Skyping with Eva. There’s your premise. Liz is taking care of Eva, and they fear that Nichole has taken off. Liz was staying […]
This is South Korean so time to read. Gosh, I have to admit a few things before I go any further. I was interrupted like 15 times during this. It took me almost 3 hours to watch. So the flow of the film was killed for me. Another issue, and I don’t know how to […]
The story is a simple on. Officer Jessica Loren’s first night on the job is at the Sanford Police station, which happens to be it’s last night, and basically all issues are to be sent to the new station up the road. Hazmat should be coming at some point between 10PM-4AM. She is not to […]
This lady, Becky wants to move and is doing so on one of those reality shows, Home Hunters Global, and goes from a place of 8 million, to 200 in Pavlovka. Vladimir is the realtor, and he’s fantastic. He brings her to and her boyfriend, Goran,to this rundown shithole. Oh god, this one douche bag […]
This hopefully is just a schlocky slasher with Mena Suvari and Brian Austin Green. Depending on your age, those names may mean something to you. I’m already confused, are these people supposed to be in their 20’s, 30’s, or 40’s? Some of them are in their 40’s, so I am speculating that they are trying […]
This is another simple horror story that works well. Once again, I don’t see why horror movies try to do too much and end up doing it poorly instead of focusing on one thing and owning it. We have the Asher family: Emily and Alan along with their kids Evan, Sara, and Anita, and they […]
Ohhhh, the house where our family lives was built in 1902. The family consists of David, Alice, and their son, Billy. Alice has a client, Alex that David is suspicious of. David’s assistant, Claire, gives him this old film footage about a murder that took place at their house. There you go, saved you a […]
This movie has Stephen Lang, who starred in Don’t Breathe. We start off with a hot chick in just her panties, and she kills herself and we have boobs. All within the first minute. You have my attention, Exeter. Why do so many films use record plays and old projectors to convey a creepy vibe? […]
This is the 4th or 5th film this year that started off with writing explaining shit. Also, a record playing, because it’s in vogue to use record players in horror movies for whatever reason. How about an 8 Track? The story is an incredibly simple one, yet incredibly effective. Alicia wants to surprise her boyfriend […]
Oh, another movie with flashing lettering and loud music. Really, stop being shitty people who make horror, please. So we are dealing with this dude named Lincoln, who is bullied at home, bullied at school, and one day the dickheads go too far, so he fucks one of them up. He is sent to this […]