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The Descent (2005)

Wait, I thought I just reviewed the worst rated movie on my list. Hahaha, nope. This fucking movie. In theory, I should love it. a bunch of cave dwelling troglodyte monsters kill a bunch of dumb bitches. And THAT part is great!!! The problem is the journey. How much awful time is wasted in the […]

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The Mist (2007)

Back to back movies that really make me happy which aren’t tremendously revered by the general population. This movie has a great cast and that keeps the movie constantly going in a good direction. Now granted, the plot is sometimes lame as hell, or slow, but just focus on the awesome amount of great actors […]

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Cat’s Eye (1985)

Back to classic 80’s Stephen King. Another anthology type movie with 3 stories. If you have no sense of humor, don’t even bother with this one. The first story is about James Wood’s agreeing to stop smoking with the help of this agency who go to extreme lengths to ensure he quite. It’s a fun […]

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Storm of the Century (1999)

“Born in Sin, come on it. Born in Lust, turn to dust.” – Andre Linoge This character never gets enough credit for being one of King’s best character creations. He’s an awesome bad ass with a cane that I can never find to buy online. Seriously, find me that cane and I will buy it. […]

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Mirrors (2008)

Not Stephen King, I needed a break. I took a break with Mirrors. Is that gonna result in 7 years bad luck? I’m sorry for that lame joke…or am I? This movie stars Keiffer Sutherland and Amy Smart and is surprisingly fun, mindless schlock that entertained me during the duration of the movie. Not award […]

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Needful Things (1993)

Now here’s a movie that I really genuinely enjoy. IMDB gives it a 6.0. IMDB can eat a big fat dick. This movie has a fun cast with Ed Harris who I am always a fan of, Amanda Plummer of Pulp Fiction fame as Yolanda/Hunny Bunny, Ray McKinnon who has been on Sons of Anarchy […]

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Thinner (1996)

Thinner is this fun little movie that came out in the mid 90’s, and wasn’t hated, but not critically acclaimed by no means. The plot is that a fat dude was getting a BJ by his attractive wife while he was driving and he hits a gypsy person, so the gypsy curses this fat lawyer […]

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Silver Bullet (1985)

I am sooo fucking far behind on these blogs. I am currently watching movie #24. So I am gonna make some of these quicker so i can get caught up and try to do more of these blogs as the movie actually being viewed. This is actually a quick movie to go over because the […]

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Dolores Claiborne (1995)

I’ll stir the pot right off the bat. I personally think Kathy Bates gave a better performance in this movie than she did in Misery. There I said it. Yeah, the role is not as memorable, but her acting skills were better here. The cast for this particular film is very stellar. Jennifer Jason Leigh […]

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Dreamcatcher (2003)

For those of you who used to read my old blog, which is most likely none of you, maybe Jay, or Russ, or Bitty, but everybody else probably doesn’t know how much I used to dislike this movie. Then I read people commenting saying to watch it a few times, that it grows on you. […]