9 Deuce
This is an extra Stephen King movie not intended but since I watched the sequel last month with a friend, why not watch the shitty original? Yes, it is shitty, but it’s so shitty that it is entertaining if that makes sense. Of course it makes sense, you are reading a blog about horror movies […]
If you don’t like this movie, I get it, i really really do. But to me, it’s the mid-tier inoffensive horror movie that if you go along for the ride, you can be entertained. Of course, that’s all horror, but some pretentious fucks will try to tell you why Psycho, The Exorcist, and Rosemary’s Baby […]
Now we are back in business! This movie still holds up really well. It holds up pretty damn well with the book in my opinion, as well as a movie can hold up. This is probably Drew Barrymore’s biggest acting gig up to the point. Yeah, she had done Altered States and E.T. which was […]
Back to some Stephen King 80’s movies. Alas, has any original movie with a long set of sequels been as mediocre as this? Yes, probably Warlock, Prophecy, Leprechaun, Hellraiser, and Fast and the Furious. Yes, I may get a lot of shit for throwing Hellraiser in there, and damned if I don’t want to love […]
This is gonna make me come off like an asshole, but I just don’t have much to say about this film. I liked it, quite a lot actually. It stars Rider Strong from Boy Meets World, and Jordan Ladd who is easy on the eyes no doubt. We get to see some tits. The storyline […]
Nope, this isn’t Stephen King, not by a long shot. But it is a perfect break in the monotany of the 70’s-80’s to bring a movie made in 2009 in Australia. Note that most people think this is a British movie, but what the fuck does it really matter? So I am guessing you have […]
Here’s where it all begins as far as films based on Stephen King novels. Yup, we are going all the way back to 1976, and if you were old enough to be alive in 76, there’s no shame in that because your generation helped bridge the gap from Hitchcock to Wes Craven, Stephen King, and […]
You know how as a kid, you used to watch one or two movies way too often, and if it was in the 80’s or 90’s, you may have wore the hell out of the VHS tape? My 2 big ones was Christine, and a movie saved for Halloween itself, Monster Squad. I wanted to […]
Where to begin with the masterpiece that is Stanley Kubrick’s the Shining? Well, one should know that it isn’t terribly accurate to the book, but one was made in the mid 90’s starring Stephen Weber which is really fucking good, but also 4.5 hours. It’s good, I recommend it. Don’t let your rose tinted glasses […]
Originally posted October 3, 2013 So here’s the deal, I just watched House of 1,000 Corpses and Devil’s Rejects like 2 weeks ago thanks to IFC having it on a Saturday night when I am bored as all hell. So I removed the films from the calendar. Then sure enough, Monday night, Tuesday morning for […]