9 Deuce
This film starts in a sanitarium in 1974. We meet Dr. Ryan and Bobby, who is nice looking and we meet the original 3 Fingers, One Eye, and Saw Tooth. Yeah, they have names. They also got a bobby pin from Bobby and have unlocked their cells. Awesome. Apparently they don’t feel pain. They killed […]
I remember seeing this one day while at work for Liberty. One of the guys I took care of loved his horror, and he wanted to see this and some tits. 3:40 in, he was pleased. Arrow through the perfect tit. Awww. And we are back in action! So 3 out of 4 people died […]
Well, why not enjoy a direct to video sequel, right? 4 minutes in, and a guy says wrong turn. Sold. Also, Kimberly was listening to Electric Avenus on the radio as she runs over a dude. It’s 7 minutes in and painfully obvious why this is a direct to video film. The intestines…don’t look that […]
This movie has spawned a ton of sequels. Since I am digging this season of American Horror Story, a franchise about some backwoods folk seems reasonable. We are dealing with some mountain men cannibals who are mutated from generation of inbreeding. Sound familiar? Yeah, thought so. So kick back and enjoy. I don’t remember much […]
This is a continuation of the Cloverfield franchise. It stars John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and John Gallagher Jr. If you know anything about me, you know that John Goodman’s portrayal of Walter is on my Mount Rushmore of film characters, and I have been a fan of his since I first saw him in […]
Here’s a movie starring Maggie from The Walking Dead, Miss Lauren Cohen. It had promise, but did it ultimately deliver? I’m going to jump straight to the point. If you like creepy doll movies, the first hour will be enjoyable. The pacing was fine, and everything was going good and it could have absolutely delivered. […]
I haven’t seen this, I don’t think I have at the very least, and Roddy Piper is in it. Some nuclear war has happened and women are running the USA. This is already horror at it’s scariest. I’m shuddering. Piper’s character is called Sam Hell, and this came out around the same time that They […]
Well, I really loved the original. I know that this can’t live up to that one visually, but it is always good to know your horror roots. We have the Zorba family made up of Buck (son), Medea (daughter), Hilda (wife), and Cyrus (dad), who inherits a house from his dead uncle. There’s a lawyer […]
This has Adam Scott, who I really dig. On top of that, my horror gal pal, Kristi, asked me about this one, so figured that I would oblige. Oh, this has David Koechner (Anchorman), Toni Collette (The Sixth Sense), and Conchata Ferrell (Two and a Half Men) as well. I haven’t seen anything quite like […]
This stars Peter Cushing and has a good rating, and is an anthology. This could be fun. It starts with the great song “A Night on Bald Mountain”, which is legendary. So the plot is easy enough. A young psychiatrist comes to this asylum, and his test to qualify for the job is to interview […]