9 Deuce
Yay, another foreign film. Time to read and not type. I’ll write this up when it’s over. I’m not sure how to write a review about a film where the whole plot and story and brilliance lies in a major aspect that a reviewer shouldn’t reveal. I didn’t know if I was going to like […]
This fucking movie starts off horribly. A 14 year old kid, Dale, is in the living room with his pet bunny listening to his dad or most like just his mom’s boyfriend beating the holy fuck out of his mom. Come to find out, it’s far, far worse. He beat her to death. He goes […]
This seems incredibly popular on NetFlix, so why not try it? It’s starting off with In the Hall Of The Mountain King, one of my all time favorite songs! Sweet. They talk about how it’s easy to get disoriented to know which way is up if caught in an avalanche, and to spit to see […]
This movie has the great and lovely Radha Mitchell, who I have long been a fan of. Rupert Graves is in this, and you would know him from V For Vendetta. Finally, Ian McElhinney is in this, and you may know him better as Sir Barristan Selmy from Game of Thrones. That dude was amazing […]
This has intrigued me for awhile, but I kept saying that I would get to it in October. Well, here I am, so let’s enjoy this sumbitch. A teacher just talked about Heisenberg. I have a Heisenberg shirt. So our story revolves around Justine. It is Thanksgiving week, and her boyfriend Aaron is going away […]
How do you not start this with that mediocre Counting Crows song? Scott and Penny move, and Scott wants to make some documentary, and Penny gave up a good solid job to do this, and Scott is under stress and basically failing. We also get lots of odd voiceovers that are tied to what is […]
Kal Penn is in this. Oh, but Katharine Isabelle is in this. Sold! I love that girl!!! She’s one of my favorites in horror, hell in general. She’s a good actress, has a great voice, sexy, and just talented all around. God damnit, she’s dead within the first 5 minutes. Really? Fuckin A. Well, Mitch […]
Here’s a sequel to a movie that I didn’t think needed a sequel. Prove me wrong sequel! We have an Officer Meyer who is with this chick, June Abbott. June is an artist and also a cleaner. She just got a job to clean up a rather gory crime scene involving Ellie Ford. June’s mom […]
The basic plot so far is that Nichole and Annie’s mom dies. Nichole has a daughter Eva. Annie doesn’t want to come back home for the funeral because….life. Nichole goes missing while Skyping with Eva. There’s your premise. Liz is taking care of Eva, and they fear that Nichole has taken off. Liz was staying […]
This is South Korean so time to read. Gosh, I have to admit a few things before I go any further. I was interrupted like 15 times during this. It took me almost 3 hours to watch. So the flow of the film was killed for me. Another issue, and I don’t know how to […]