9 Deuce
I swore I wouldn’t watch another movie starring her. I fucking hate Hilary Swank as a performer. I just don’t like anything I have seen her in. I avoid her like a fat man avoids a diet. But the plot intrigues me. And it also has Emma Roberts, Betty Gilpin, Ethan Suplee, and Amy Madigan. […]
I have never seen this film. My friend Kristie has recommended this to me numerous times. I even bought it on VUDU. But it always slipped my mind or I would get busy doing different things. Tonight, I asked her for suggestions, this came up again. So being the adequate friend that I am, let’s […]
This was a made-for-TV film that brings back Dee Wallace, but not as her original character….I guess. I’m already confused. I don’t recognize anybody else’s names in this film. This has the worst IMDB rating of the franchise so my expectations are incredibly low. Let’s just give it a whirl and hope for the best. […]
I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is very bad. This is a film that takes place in space. Yes, the dreaded space entry. Maybe it won’t be so bad since we have been dealing with aliens and space ships all along, right? Oh, but it’s part 4. Here are […]
Okay, on IMDB I immediately see a kid and think, is that Leonardo DiCaprio. It is. This is actually his very first film. They brought back Charlie, Ug, and Sal. Frances Bay, best known as Happy Gilmore’s grandmother is in this. My expectations are super low on this one and any remaining ones. You are […]
It appears that they brought back a handful of the characters from the first one. We get Brad, Charlie, Sal, Harv (different actor), and one of the Bounty Hunters named Ug. He’s the one who portrayed Johnny Steele. How do you bring back Brad but not the rest of the family? I have questions. We […]
This may come as a surprise to you, but I don’t think I have ever seen a Critters film before. Looking at the cast for the original, it’s loaded. You have Dee Wallace as Helen Brown, M. Emmet Walsh as Harv, Billy Zane as Steve Elliott Lin Shaye as Sally, and Scott Crimes (voice of […]
I’m not a religious man, but if I was, I’d be praying to whatever deity to help me get through what I am about to see. I have absolutely no confidence in this film, despite Cary Elwes being in it. Imogen Poots is the lead and she was in Green Room, 28 Weeks Later, and […]
HBO notified me that they were removing this film soon, so now is as good a time as any to check it out. I don’t know much about this. I know that James Wan made it, and I have a lot of faith in that man’s work. I hope for fewer attempts at jump scares, […]
Many years ago, when I started doing these reviews, I always wanted to get to this film. But I put it off and put it off. I think it has been 8 years. I did all of the Nightmare of Elm Street films, but then I decided that I wanted to do all of the […]