9 Deuce
What do you do if after many drafts and scripts for the proposed Freddy vs Jason film fall through or don’t meet your standards? You say fuck it, let’s make yet another horror movie with space marines and a beloved icon. That worked so well with Hellraiser and Leprechaun, right? Let’s have a laugh. What […]
After Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan underperformed so badly, Paramount was like, fuck this noise and sold the character of Jason to New Line Cinema, better known as the house that Freddy built. Keep in mind, I said character, not franchise. This is why Friday the 13th isn’t included in any of […]
It’s officially October 2021 and I sitting here with a bowl of Count Chocula and almond milk. I never quite finished the Friday the 13th franchise last year, regrettably. So I want to do that right now. This is the final F13 film of the 80’s. Some people will say the franchise was never the […]
I went to the movie theater last night, and it felt nice. And I don’t go out much, but this is a Saw movie, and it felt like the time was right to go out. It was a very nice experience at the Johnstown Movieplex. I went with 2 friends and we had the theater […]
The Blackcoat’s Daughter has been on my VUDU account for a long time and I kept saying I’ll get around to it. It is a film with Emma Roberts of American Horror Story fame, and that should have been enough for me. But you know how it is. Sometimes you make excuses and avoid a […]
Halloween 2018 is a difficult film to discuss. You may be asking why. The simple answer is that this was a really solid film and yet it was completely unnecessary in its execution. I want to get through the nitpicking first so I can end this on a positive note. I really dislike that this […]
Leprechaun Return is a made for SyFy film. That usually isn’t a good thing. But the bar was set so incredibly low with Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood and Leprechaun Origins that I thought that this had a chance. Let’s just say that this film exceeded my expectations. I have to start off by […]
Leprechaun: Origins was produced by WWE Studios. Stop laughing. WWE Studios have had very little success with the exception of the horror genre. Unfortunately, their luck ran out with this leprechaun film. This is not good. WWE Studios was behind both See No Evil and See No Evil 2 which were pretty fun, especially the […]
Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood actually has better reviews, on average, than its predecessor, Leprechaun 5: In The Hood. Could that be possible? I guess it truly is all about perspective. In my opinion, In The Hood brought back many of the fun and silly aspects that made the Leprechaun franchise so popular. Leprechaun […]
Leprechaun 5: In the Hood is a film that frightens me to review in 2020. I’m still going to do it. I’m still going to have fun. If you are easily offended, this may not be the film or the review for you. Thank you. I need to say that Ice-T’s character’s name is actually […]