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Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

While the original Friday the 13th started it all, this is the first film in which Jason is the killer, and obviously he is synonymous with the franchise. Adrienne King (Alice) and Betsy Palmer (Mrs. Voorhees) return in this film in varying capacities, given that Mrs. Voorhees was decapitated. Get ready for a very clumsy […]

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Friday the 13th (1980)

Before I go down the Friday the 13th rabbit hole, I just want to say that I am pissed off at the lawsuit with Victor Miller and Sean S. Cunningham. I see both sides of this. I think that Victor should have been given a small percentage. But it should be kept small. He wasn’t […]

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The Intruder (2019)

I am guessing that this isn’t really horror, but Amazon was renting it for 99 cents and I said Hell Yeah! I have seen the 3 main stars in various other things. Meagan Good was actually in Saw V. Michael Ealy was in Barbershop 1 & 2. Dennis Quaid is Dennis F’N Quaid and you’ve […]

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The Heretics (2017)

This movie keeps popping up on NetFlix trying to get me to watch. NetFlix, you win this time! I know that there is a cult involved and that’s all I need to know. A girl was tied down and surrounded by masked cultists. Some of them slit their throats. It was all just a dream. […]

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Hell Fest (2018)

I thought the previews made this look like a run of the mill slasher at a carnival. I am curious if this will present anything special that I don’t anticipate. That would be good. Tony Todd of Candyman and Final Destination fame is in this along with Amy Forsyth who I really enjoyed in Channel […]

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Pet Sematary (2019)

I’m not going to treat this as a typical blog. You know the story by now. If you don’t, here’s the link to the original Pet Sematary. What I would like to do is make notes of the differences that matter to me and tell you if I consider them a pro or a con. […]

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Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

We have hit the halfway point ladies and gentlemen. I have had quite a few requests for this particular film. It’s like that film that wasn’t popular when it released, but it caught a buzz on NetFlix when it was on, and it has a small following. It’s an anthology of sorts, 4 small stories. […]

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Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001)

I’ll be perfectly honest. I am not looking forward to this one. I was so surprised by part 666, that I am bound to be disappointed. A whopping 3.4 on IMDB. Oh boy. Let the torture begin!!! Hey, Michael Ironside is in this, that’s cool. Some old lady got evicted. Her granddaughter has arrived and […]

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Sorority House Massacre II (1990)

The outfits are fan-fucking-tastic. A denim jumper for instance. Yeah. 2 of the girls are….well, they need to show their tits if they want to steal attention from the other 3.  The chick who looks like old school Kelly Bundy with only 80% of her sex appeal is named Jessie.  Linda is an attractive chick, […]

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Hard To Die (Sorority House Massacre 3) (1990)

Let’s do this final chapter of this great franchise. I’m pumped, and I found it for free on YouTube and it is rated NC17. Hmm, how is this on YouTube again? So the girl who played Jessie is back in this one, playing the role of Tess, she was the Kelly Bundy chick. My girl […]