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Nekromantik 2 (1991)

I have long told Raylene about the awfulness that is Necromantik and its sequel. So I showed Raylene part 2 today, well half of it. I’ll give you my quick thoughts. WARNING: This is a terrible, grotesque film that is not enjoyable. There is nothing fun or pleasant about this. Why you keep reading my […]

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A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

So this was the first movie I saw in the theater with Raylene. I also brought my buddy, Ron. I introduced Raylene as Hookerbot. I’m classy. You have to forget everything you know and have seen regarding the original 7.5 movies to appreciate this one. Nobody can replace Robert Englund, that’s a fact. But the […]

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The Omen (1976)

I have only seen this once before. I don’t think I liked it all that much then. I found it kinda overrated, but hey, I ordered the box set for $9, may as well get my money’s worth. This movie stars 60-year-old Gregory Peck and 41-year-old Lee Remick as Robert and Katherine Thorn. They are […]

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Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

I have always loved this movie. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine, and why shouldn’t it be? The song Hey Man Nice Shot was from this soundtrack. It has a fantastic cast and a good storyline that can get a little silly at times. That’s what Tales From The Crypt was all about though, ya […]

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Dead Silence (2007)

Hey, a ventriloquist movie. This is gonna bring me back to my Twilight Zone days. This is a movie from James Wan, the guy that directed Saw, The Conjuring, and both awful Insidious films. Hey, he at least gave us Saw. So we have a couple, Jamie and Lisa Ashen, and somebody shipped them a […]

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House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Now we are in 1999 and horror is making a huge come back. This is borderline renaissance period for horror. This is a remake of the Vincent Price movie I just reviewed a few days ago. This one is similar, only much edgier and modernized. Fun fact, they made a sequel called Return to House […]

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Night of the Demons III (1997)

Well, I have seen 1 and 2 and the remake, so I may as well tackle this, am I right? No stars, but they brought Angela back, so that’s a plus. We start off with a sheriff who is checking out the house. Well, Angela is there. As you can guess, he dies. Less than […]

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Sinister (2012)

Yeah, this gets the coveted 9 Deuce spot. I think in 10 years, this one may have lasting appeal, more so than other films of similar nature. Why? Because it was done right, and Ethan “chicken” Hawke is awesome. Let’s sit back and soak it all in. We start off with like home movie footage […]

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See No Evil 2 (2014)

I have been a huge WWF/E fan since 1989. Not many of the films involving wrestlers have been good. As a matter of fact, aside from 12 Rounds, and possibly No Holds Barred, the WWE films have been awful. I did enjoy others, but they have been awful in the real sense. Then there was […]

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The Changeling (1980)

I have never seen this, but Tom Pratt recommended it. It stars George C Scott, so that’s a plus. It looks like a family is on a winter vacation to upstate NY, I mean they actually said Upstate NY. Hey….that’s where I live!!!  Their car is not working, so they push it on the side […]