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Film Reviews Horror

Jug Face (2013)

This has been on my radar for quite some time. What better time than now? By the way, thank you for helping me reach my goals here with getting hits. First off, let me just note that this has a sweet cast. It has the father and the oldest daughter from the film “The Woman” […]

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Zombeavers (2014)

I expect this to be absolute trash, but I know damn well that half of you who have Netflix and watch some horror and have wondered, how bad can this be? Time to find out. The opening with Bill Burr and John Mayer was quite funny in all honesty. How they came up with that […]

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The Den (2013)

I just had to review this movie I found on NetFlix. Surprisingly fun. Here’s our premise, a student named Elizabeth, wants to do a study for a grant. She will record everything on her PC, including her webcam chats. She is going to visit a site called TheDen and it’s basically chat roulette. This teacher […]

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You’re Next (2011)

I have had this on my list for a long time now. Time to see if it was worth the wait. Also, I feel Bill Goldberg should be involved in some way. Alright, we start right off with sex and an exposed breast. SOLD. Maybe this had such a high rating for this opening alone. […]

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Sorority Row (2009)

I have to try this, and I expect garbage, but I have to try. Here’s IMDB’s summary. “A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer.” I could do worse. Well, this starts with a party, bikini’s, […]

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Ouija (2014)

Well, this movie has one and a half stars…..yikes. IMDB has it at 4.4, and an acquaintance of mine who likes really shitty horror like Insidious even found this stupid. Ugh…here comes the pain. We start off with 2 young girls playing with a Ouija board, and, one girl sees a shadow, and it was […]

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The Ouija Experiment (2013)

1 year before the god awful movie titled Ouija came out, there is a low budget film that came out called The Ouija Experiment. I have already seen this. IMDB gives this a lower rating 3.6 vs 4.4 comparatively with Ouija. So is it worse? Is that possible? I have questions, and I will now […]

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Preservation (2014)

Just scanning through IMDB briefly, I saw mentions of this being lousy and references to Eden Lake and Them. OK, I’m sold! I’m getting comfy. I don’t anticipate writing much. Every time I say that I write 20 paragraphs, but you never know. Well, this opening music is kinda irritating. It’s just instrumental but annoying. […]

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Evidence (2013)

This sounds like it has potential, so I am cautiously optimistic. Here’s the IMDB summary. “A detective hunts down a killer using video footage shot by the victims of a massacre at an abandoned gas station.” This takes place in Kidwell, Nevada in July of 2012.  We see an overhead shot, lots of smoke, looks […]

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Robin Hood: Ghosts of Sherwood (2012)

This film got a 1.7 on IMDB. Holy fuck, this is going to be tremendous, for all of the wrong reasons. Ugh, it’s an hour and 56 minutes of fuckery. Am I the only person that sees a shitty movie listed on Netflix and assume it’s around 90 minutes long? They all seem to be. […]