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Bug (2006)

I have never finished watching this film, and I have forgotten most of what I saw, so hopefully, this is good. A room lit in blue, a guy laying there, looking dead, and we roll the credits. OK. Not ominous at all. We zoom in on the Rustic Motel. It looks like every other motel […]

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Excision (2012)

First of all, don’t blame me if this isn’t very horror like, but IMDB has it as Drama Horror. It has a great cast including Malcolm McDowell, Ariel WInter (Modern family), John Waters, Marlee Matlin, Jeremy Sumpter (Frailty), and Ray Wise (XMen First Class). You can’t blame me for hoping that it’s good. We start […]

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Pernicious (2014)

This movies sounds silly but has decent reviews, so giving it a shot. It is only 92 minutes long. We start off in Thailand, 2 people are tied up, the dude is killed, and the girl is about to be. And roll the credits. So these 3 scantily glad bitches who are on an adventure […]

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The Taking Of Deborah Logan (2014)

Here’s another NetFlix gem….hopefully. This is found footage/documentary style. Sara is Deb’s daughter, and Deb has Alzheimer’s. Deb is having second thoughts about being a subject of this  Sarah tries talking her out of it. The family is broke and they really need the money to keep the house. A week later, they are welcome […]

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Pontypool (2008)

I have had this on my to watch list for a long time now. Fingers crossed that this is a good one. Some dude just first some guy on the phone while in his car. It’s snowing out. Some good looking chick just knocked on his passenger window but disappeared. This guy’s name is Grant […]

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A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

Sigh…..here we fucking go with the worst of the franchise. This is the gayest horror movie of all time. Not joking, this is a story about a guy coming out of the closet basically. Teenagers are getting off the school bus, and the attire is fabulous. Robert Englund is the driver. We are in Springwood, […]

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Mockingbird (2014)

This is on NetFlix, it piqued my interest, and I like clowns. Soooo there. 1995 We hear somebody screaming that they did what “they” wanted, and it was a kid in the bathroom, and then he gets shot in the dome. OK, cool. The Family A guy found a video camera on the doorsteps, and […]

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Suspiria (1977)

I am afraid of being let down by a film that has been hyped my whole life. How does a film live up to that hype? It rarely does. I am trying to be open-minded here. If I don’t like it, it’s not because I have any idea of what to expect. I just know […]

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Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)

Yup, I am just torturing myself today. Let’s do this. Well, this opening music is terrible. Saturday the 23rd. Some dude is running, he looks terrified, and a car is chasing him. This guy could seemingly hide anywhere, but he is lousy at it. He turns and a guy starts choking him. On the ground, […]

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Halloween II (1981)

Finally, a good film. Haddonfield, IL October 31, 1978 Laurie instructs the 2 kids to run and get help and be safe.  Michael sits up being Lauri. They both rise. Loomis is looming. Michael starts choking her. Loomis shoots Michael 5 or 6 times. Loomis goes to check on the body and he sees the […]