9 Deuce
I found this on some horror movie list, it sounds interesting at least. A thief just busted in a jewelry store in a mall. And some robot just told him to stop and stalked him, shot him, and that was part of a film presentation. Oh my, these bots are going to be the new […]
This has Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder, and ECW original, Tommy Dream. Yup, I had to. This takes place in a small factory town in Rhode Island. This is a story about a boy (Jackson) and a girl (Emily) who became close friends. One of the asshole kids, there’s 3, father caught his wife cheating on […]
This is the remake of Funny Games. Why am I doing this in the inverse order? I’m glad you asked. Because I can write and type along and give a good layout with language I understand, then I can revisit the original, compare, contrast, you get the gist. This movie does have Tim Roth and […]
This is the original Austrian one. This came out in 97. That’s why this one is actually more important. Everybody seems like an uglier version of the American counterpart, and I like that. I love hot chicks, BUT I like when people aren’t supermodels in films. It makes feel more realistic. There is no point […]
This has long been on my to-watch list, so let’s do this thang. This has Margot Kidder (Superman, Amityville Horror) as well as John Saxson (Nancy’s dad in Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 3, and New Nightmare). Well, now I am pumped. Uh oh, somebody left the front door open. Those bastards. The fro’s!!!!! Awesome. […]
Well, I have had this recommended to me for months now by Cece, sooo, let’s see where this takes me. It has a solid cast with Justin Long, Johnny Depp, Michael Parks, and fucking Haley Joel Osment. Sigh. I’m already bummed out. Wallace (Long) and Teddy (Osment) are doing a podcast about a viral video […]
I am not looking forward to this. I don’t know how close to the original it is, but I’m going to try it. Michelle Trachtenberg is pretty at least. (2019 update: I know that another remake is coming out this year, and it looks significantly better than this tripe. It has Cary Elwes.) We start […]
Oh shit, Eli Roth is attached to this. Sigh. This guy, I assume his name is Martin, shows up, knocks on a door and is looking for Ana, but she doesn’t live here no mo. Sorta like Shaniqua. If you don’t know what I am talking about, look up Shaniqua. You’re welcome. He asks the […]
A foreign vampire movie. Gotta love Netflix. OK, it’s in black and white. A dude just stole a cat. He just walks a lot during this opening. Some kid asks him for money, and he’s like I ain’t got no money. Some old guy is a junkie doing drugs and owes money to this dude. […]
I have only seen this once. I don’t remember it well, but I liked it. And it has Vera Farmiga, one of my personal favorite actresses. Also, Peter Sarsgaard as her husband, and the great CCH Pounder as Sister Abigail. Where’s Bray Wyatt? We’re here. We start off with John bringing Kate to the hospital, […]