9 Deuce
The obvious follow up to Orphan is The Orphanage. they are in no way connected though unfortunately. We see kids playing something like red light green light perhaps. This is clearly an orphanage, and the kids appear to have disabilities. The lady gets a call and one of the girls is gonna get a new […]
This has bad ratings all around. It’s about an American woman, on vacation to Bangkok, and she participates in an online game with dark secrets. Yup, this may be Pernicious 2. It’s on NetFlix, it’s 90 minutes. Fingers Crossed. This music is not doing anything for me, BUT at least they have a song, and […]
This is a unique anthology series. This opening is obnoxious, handheld nonsense. I remember hating it when I saw it and not giving it a chance afterward. There’s like 3 or 4 guys in a parking garage, they grab a girl and force her shirt up. We see a boob. Then they go to a […]
Well, can this be any worse than the original? Yes, yes it can. A hot blonde is in a motel with some Jason Statham looking mother fucker. We see her fake tits and his wang. Larry and Ayesha are private investigators. They are searching for some lady’s son. They break into a house. There are […]
Well, VHS 1 had some good short stories. VHS 2 had one ok one, but the rest was shit. This is supposed to be the worst of the 3. If this sucks, I am following it up with something good. Our first girl has a nice smile. They have done away with having normal-looking girls […]
A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]
Kane Hodder and Tony Todd are back, and Danielle Harris is now playing Marybeth. I love Danielle Harris, so this works for me. We pick up exactly where part 1 finished, in the boat with Marybeth and Victor Crowley. She jams her thumb in his eye socket, they both fall out of the boat. A […]
Well, this should wrap up the trilogy, and I am excited. (Now it’s a quadrilogy.) We see Marybeth as she fires her last shot into Victor’s head. She is all bloody and kneeling with her back to him. He sits up like Undertaker, and she doesn’t see it. She is wandering, seeing the dead bodies. […]
This movie has a stellar cast with Guy Pearce (Captain John Boyd), Robert Carlye (Colqhoun), David Arquette (Pvt Cleaves), Jeffrey Jones (Col. Hart), John Spencer (General Slauson), Neal McDonough (Pvt. Reich), and maybe some other people that I may recognize. So yay for that. Mexican American War 1847 Cap John Boyd gets a medal of […]
Here we are, halfway through. Are you excited? No? You should be. Let’s enjoy Bruce at his finest. Man, young Bruce Campbell, delightful. Oh, and a near accident. “Awww go to hell, I’m not honking at you.” – Scott. SO we have Scott and Ash as the dudes and Cheryl, Linda, and Shelly as the […]