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Hatchet III (2013)

Well, this should wrap up the trilogy, and I am excited. (Now it’s a quadrilogy.) We see Marybeth as she fires her last shot into Victor’s head. She is all bloody and kneeling with her back to him. He sits up like Undertaker, and she doesn’t see it.  She is wandering, seeing the dead bodies. […]

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Ravenous (1999)

This movie has a stellar cast with Guy Pearce (Captain John Boyd), Robert Carlye (Colqhoun), David Arquette (Pvt Cleaves), Jeffrey Jones (Col. Hart), John Spencer (General Slauson), Neal McDonough (Pvt. Reich), and maybe some other people that I may recognize. So yay for that. Mexican American War 1847 Cap John Boyd gets a medal of […]

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The Evil Dead (1981)

Here we are, halfway through. Are you excited? No? You should be. Let’s enjoy Bruce at his finest. Man, young Bruce Campbell, delightful. Oh, and a near accident. “Awww go to hell, I’m not honking at you.” – Scott. SO we have Scott and Ash as the dudes and Cheryl, Linda, and Shelly as the […]

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Evil Dead II (1987)

This is the sequel to a beloved film and the middle child of the trilogy. I have to be honest, when you watch this without any explanation and you have just finished the first one, the beginning is very odd. I wish there was better context, but it was 6 years later, so probably trying […]

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Army Of Darkness (1992)

And then there is Army of Darkness. This movie has quite a huge cult following. Basically, we get a 5-minute recap early, and Ash is now in the 1300s. He needs to find the book. Well, this kingdom wants him dead, so they push him into a pit. He triumphs over evil, then talks lots […]

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It Follows (2014)

I have heard great things about this, so fingers crossed. A girl comes running out of her house with like PJ’s on. A lady asks if she is ok, but she is scared. Her dad asks, she says that she’s fine. The house # is 1492. Her name is Annie. She runs back inside, now […]

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Evil Dead (2013)

Well, here we are at the remake, reboot, re-re something. Anyway, I hope it’s not terrible. A girl is wandering the woods and there is a figure running out there as well. She hides behind a tree, gets bagged over the head and knocked out with a blunt shot to the head from a gun. […]

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Unfriended (2014)

I remember thinking that this looks like a cheesy horror flick from the commercials. I worry because this hit theaters and not many horror movies do, and those that do over the past 5 years or so, I would say at least 80% have been below average. On the other hand, you don’t know until […]

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The Gallows (2015)

The commercials actually intrigued me. That’s usually my weakness is a decent, misleading trailer. Let’s see how disappointed I can be by the end of the night!! Oh god no, handheld cam. Please no more!!! October 29, 1993, this takes place. You peasants, you dare not do it in 1992? I am deducting a point […]

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Hostel (2005)

I remember this coming out a few months after Saw. Saw was a brilliant film, so I hear all of this hype, and it sounded like they would do more torture, it would be gorier, and I remember being legitimately pumped to see this film. Also, Tarantino’s name was attached to this. How could this […]