9 Deuce
I remember seeing the trailer and being enamored about this film. How could it be bad? I was 8, of course, this looked amazing. A couple of years later, seeing was believing. Believe that. Mitch Pileggi is in this, and so is Heather Langenkamp (Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street), and John Tesh. The real […]
Oh no, another comedy horror. I’m scared. The Motel’s name is Motel Hello with the O on the neon sign flickering. This old man witnesses a couple fall off a motorcycle at night. So he goes, checks on the man, Boris, loads him in the back of pickup. He sees the girl, Terry, who was […]
I think I have seen this. The problem is that a good chunk of 2009-2014 is very blurry. Concussions do that to you. This stars the beautiful Erika Christensen as well as the bad ass Bill Moseley. I am excites. I love Bill!!! And this has torture! Let’s just set the stage, we have a […]
I’ve seen this once before. It’s awesome. Enjoy the show!! A clown is banging a chick in his little trailer, and he has an egg in there similar to his face paint, and he is late for a kid’s party. All the boys are staring at this kid’s mom’s cleavage. Our clown, Stitches is driving […]
This was on Netflix and has a 6.8 on IMDB, let’s do it. So we have this dude and chick trying to break into an ATM. He has a sledgehammer. It bounces back upon impact and knocks him out. She used an explosive, the alarm goes off, she drags him back to the car, then […]
Well, they bring Angela back. Hopefully, they have just wiped away part 3 from memory. Hopefully… We are back at the building. They are looking for Angela. We have a Guzman and a Lucas. These guys are getting taken out by the infected and the explosives are due to explode in 4 minutes….make that 3. […]
This one takes place miles away from the original apartment. I’m curious to see how it goes. We have a marriage between Koldo and Clara. We see an awful wedding video. Adrian is the camera guy. Atun is a professional videographer. Tita is a girl who is filming, and some chick has something to show, […]
They start right off with footage from the very end of the original, with what’s her tits getting dragged away. We have some heavily armed guys, like military or SWAT, something like that. This takes place directly after the events of part 1. This doctor guy is telling the military guy that it’s OK to […]
Here is the original, before we had Quarantine, we had [Rec]. Well, I am not going to tell you anything mind-blowing. If you have seen Quarantine, you have basically seen this. I’ll take the version that requires no reading. Sorry that I am not more descriptive, but the reality is, Quarantine copied this, and they […]
Here we go, I have never seen this, so I am excited. Good to finally see a Bela Lugosi film. Well, I have an Italian language copy. OK, got my brand new DVD, fingers crossed that it’s in English. The guy with the mustache is fabulous. He warns of Nosferatu. Some young strapping gent is […]