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Film Reviews Horror

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

Hey, this movie came out in 1992. Usually that is a joyous thing, but the early 90’s was a terrible time to be a horror fan. I’d say I have a bad feeling about this, but let’s be honest, is there a good Children of the Corn aside from the original? We will find out […]

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Cigarette Burns (2005)

Yes, I am cheating a bit by doing a Masters Of Horror Film as they are only 55-60 minutes long. BUT, this is one of the creepiest things out there this decade. It stars Norman Reedus who obviously is Daryl Dixon in The Walking Dead. Yup, I am watching a movie each of the Dixon […]

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Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

The long awaited sequel to Slumber Party Massacre is here! OK, maybe not long awaited, but as a teenager, I used to rent this film a lot. Hey, I can’t help it. I have a thing for 80’s slasher flicks. No premise was too stupid for this guy. This was the first Slumber Party Massacre […]

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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

This will be short, and I apologize if there are many typos. My eyes are dilated and I can’t see all that well yet. This has always been on my back burner on my NetFlix account, one of those, yeah I really wanna see it…..just not now. It stars Michael Rooker of Walking Dead fame, […]

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Leprechaun 2 (1994)

I watched this movie earlier in the year. Nobody should ever say they have seen this movie twice within a year. I apologize if I don’t give a ton of details, but this movie is bad, very bad. Start Film It starts off with Leprechaun forcing some dude to allow Lep to marry his hot […]

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Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Well, there will be tits in this. There will be some 80’s slasher deaths. There will be awful acting. The dialogue will be terrible. This was released in 1982. I am pumped. 5 minutes in, we have already seen a guy make a terrible play at an older chick that turned him down, and she […]

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Leprechaun (1993)

Finally, we’re back to a classic franchise that has lost its ways numerous times, but still, he’s an all-time guy. That’s right, I’m talking about Leprechaun.  Let’s enjoy Jennifer Aniston before she was some idiot at Central Perk making the nation dumber one Friends episode at a time. First of all, if you’ve ever seen […]

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Feardotcom (2002)

Ugh, this fucking movie. Why am I rewatching it? I was terribly disappointed the first time I saw it via a terribly done bootleg theatrical copy back when encoding was garbage and people didn’t know how to get good visual and audio simultaneously. I hated what I saw. But then it came out on DVD. […]

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Home Movie (2008)

I do not recall how I came about this film, but it is a found footage film that supposedly takes place in upstate NY. That is the only reason I’m watching, but it did have an adequate rating. So let’s get down to our cast of characters. We have the Poe family. David is a […]

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I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)

May as well see the redheaded step child of the franchise, right? This only got a 3.5 on IMDB. Do you realize how bad you have to be to get that low of a rating? I’m in for a treat. I’m realizing that I have too many films at my disposal and on my list […]