9 Deuce
I have never seen this. Going by IMDB, the first movie got a rating of 5.6 and this one got a 3.9. For horror, I tend to bump those scores by 1-1.5 because horror is never going to get the respect it deserves from film snobs. You know who you are you pretentious asses. With […]
I loved this movie in the theater, and I love the opening to Lionsgate’s films. I’m pumped to say the least. I don’t recall which floozy I was with at the time when I saw this, but this movie was better than that relationship. This is documentary/found footage style. The main character is Cotton, he’s […]
This promises to be bad. I can just feel it now, but I must do my due diligence to see this trilogy through. And you never know, this may blow part 2 away. I’m cheering them on because I respect what they have accomplished. I could absolutely go for less puking, more topless biker chicks, […]
Feast 1 was a treat, and we know how good sequels usually are, so I’m expecting this to be awful, BUT I have never seen Feast 2 or 3, so I gotta see what they are about and hopefully find myself a hidden gem. Really, that’s what this is all about. We all have friends […]
I have seen this movie once before and I remember liking it. The cast is absolutely stacked. It has Jason Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame, Henry Rollins who has done a ton including Sons Of Anarchy which was entertaining, Treach from Naughty By Nature, Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock, Krista Allen and well […]
First off, shout out to Steve Armer for giving me a head’s up about this movie. It has an interesting enough plot description, so I’m looking forward to it. Secondly, I can’t help but think of all the various ways they have referred to the dog on The Simpsons, Santa’s Little Helper. My favorite being […]
I know nothing about this, but this is the 4th film I have tried within 30 minutes, and the beginning was solid. Something about an outbreak or epidemic. I am happy with these types of films. This only got a 4.4 on IMDB, so that doesn’t scare me too badly. The main chick’s name is […]
I’ll cut right to the chase, this is a bullshit found footage movie produced by Eli Roth. After researching the film for all of 30 seconds, this sounds like a blatant rip off of the Jim Jones situation. Fortunately, I know jack shit about the Jim Jones situation, so this could be interesting for me. […]
I don’t have high hopes for this, but I love the original. Trying to go in with an open mind. The beginning is definitely different. So this is rated R and yet they still fucked up the locker room scene and had no titties!!! The fuck is this bullshit??? I am going to be constantly […]
Yup, let’s do another French horror flick because I’m sadly wide awake. Damn nap!!! I know the basic premise of this plot. I’ll start you off with that because at least I won’t feel like I’m giving away spoilers during the film. In France, this film is called: “À l’intérieur”. I know some of you […]