9 Deuce
Remember all the hype for the Sixth Sense? Do you remember seeing it and thinking, man, that was not worth the hype? Did you ever think, I want a film is a similar concept but with good characters, a genuine chill to it, and a great storyline? I present to you, Stir of Echoes. So […]
You ever watch a movie that you really like, but mentally check out and by the end, you are totally invested and wish you had focused the whole time? Yeah, that happened to me. It’s kinda like that boy or girl in your life that you didn’t fully pay enough attention to and then you […]
Here’s a movie I want to love. Raylene is scared of it, so obviously there’s a part of me that has to love it. Sadly, it’s not that good, especially after the first time you view it, it loses a lot of it’s luster. Another issue is I had seen Them, the French movie that […]
And just as I thought I was out, I get pulled right back in. OK, I willingly walked into this treat. Let me start off by saying that for the life of me, I DO NOT understand the hate for this movie. I’m sorry, but people need to let shit go when it comes to […]
Could it be? The last legit Halloween movie in the original franchise? Bout fucking time. All these reviews may have made me come off bitter to longer running franchises. Here’s what I have learned though. If the original was so good that you keep coming back no matter how shitty the sequels are, but you […]
This movie just isn’t that good. It lacks the charm that the remake had. And the sad thing is, this could have been a really fun train wreck of a movie, but there isn’t much fun to be had. you have these soldiers training near the site and like their last day, the mutants start […]
I regret to say that I am reviewing the remakes and not the originals, I like the originals much more. The remakes are fine for what they are, but I know for a fact, it loses some of it’s grittiness that only 70’s horror can often provide. Plus, let’s not forget, the genius Wes Craven […]
OK, so as long as we pretend that Halloween 3 never happened, is not part of the franchise, I bring to you by far the worst installment. What a fucking travesty. Out of the original franchise, this sadly was the first one I saw in the theater with my mom because she liked the original […]
Remember all the goodwill I gave to part 4? Well part 5 just takes a shit on it. It’s not the worst movie in the franchise, but second worst is nothing to be happy with. This movie…..first of all they kill Rachel off way too early and leave us with this annoying skank named Tina. […]
Back to the Halloween franchise…..sigh. Fortunately, this is one of, if not the best of the original franchise, not including Rob Zombie’s work. Here’s the problem, this also starts what is sometimes called the “Thorn trilogy” which I didn’t know was a thing until researching how the hell they explain H2O. I’ll get to that […]