9 Deuce
I have a confession to make. This used to be my second favorite Nightmare, then third, then 4th, and now 5th if you count Freddy Vs Jason. Why does it keep dropping? It’s honestly because I have seen it too many times, and it’s not as charming as it was when I first saw it […]
My mom took me and my buddy Alan to see this in the theater, and this movie was in 3D. Yup, I was sold. This movie gets a ton of shit. Some, if not most of it, is entirely warranted. So let’s tackle the negatives first. Freddy is in cheesy one liner mode at this […]
So what does one do when they can’t stomach sitting through Nightmare of Elm Street 2? Well they shouldn’t watch part 5 because that’s the next worse one. That’s exactly what I did, and this will be short. Here’s the biggest problem with part 5: a total disregard for the fans in my opinion. It’s […]
Not a live running blog, trying to give y’all a break. Starts right off with an amazing song, Nightmare, by Tuesday Knight, yes that’s her real name, and she replaces Patricia Arquette as Kristin. Really, this song kicks ass. The soundtrack is super expensive sadly. Kristin is in a nightmare, pulls Joey and Kinkaid in. […]
You may have noticed I skipped over NoES 2 because quite frankly, I spent too many years trying to like it and it just fucking sucks. It is awful. I may do a blog about it later if I get bored pointing out all the ways that it is terrible, but yeah, moving right along. […]
This movie starts off with a bitch yelling help me. Then The Ruins. OK, so now we get to the plot really fast, 4 college age kids are vacationing in Mexico. Is it 4? I can’t tell. It’s 4 plus Mathias, who is some dude who wants to hang out with these fuck heads. We […]
I had a horrible nightmare a few hours ago, so I guess it is that time. This is my all-time favorite horror franchise. Freddy is my all-time favorite horror icon. As you will see, I am by and large, a fan of the franchise. How awesome is the opening scene of Tina in the boiler […]
Silent Hill…..another movie I saw with Amanda. I miss hanging out with that broad. I never got lucky, but I got horror movies and popcorn. That’s a solid outing in my opinion. Silent Hill is underrated treat in my mind. I remember after watching it, I hated it. It left me annoyed because they have […]
So after taking a breather after that obnoxiously long Ring blog, I am back and I am cheating…..on my wife……with this blog. HA! Nah, I am cheating as far as combining these 4 movies together in one blog, and there is a good reason for that. The first reason is that these movies progressively get […]
I am doing this blog live stream of thought goodness. This may be weird, I have had a long hard emotionally draining day. So without further adieu, I bring to you what I consider one of the 3 scariest movies ever!!! SO we start off with these 2 strumpets, teens I guess. I wouldn’t fuck […]